We are a married couple, one American, one Brit, one male, one female, neither of us as fit as we would like to be, well over 120 years old altogether.
In the end, I didn’t get tickets for any of the concerts in Wythenshawe Park. I could hear Pulp from home, so I can only imagine how loud the show was in the park. A few days later, I went for a walk around the park and saw the damage that had been caused to the lawn.
Wythenshawe Park
The organisers were still dismantling the fences and us walkers wondered how long it would take for the lawn to recover from the tens of thousands of feet stomping on it for several days.
At Liesel’s suggestion, I invited a cleaner to come and help out at our luxury apartment. She did a good job cleaning up, but I did spend quite a while before she arrived, tidying up, picking stuff up off the floor. Booking a cleaner is a good way to focus the mind and help you notice the piles of detritus all over the place.
Go east, young man. I did. I visited Burrows Gardens near Ashbourne, Derbyshire, for a very pleasant afternoon in the Sun. I misread the info and thought it was an organised walk. Instead, people just wandered around, or bathed in the Sun. Drank tea and ate cake.
A fellow visitor
I imagine the gardens are more colourful earlier in the year, but there were still a few flowers in bloom.
Sedum
I’m sure one of you gardeners or horticulturists will tell me what this really is: my botanical knowledge is a bit hit and miss! Edit a day later: thank you very much Diane in Talkeetna for the first to correct the captions!
I joined the group doing yoga. And let’s say, I’m no good at yoga. I can keep my balance standing on one leg, but only by wobbling about as if dodging a swarm of bees or something.
One of the extremely naked visitors
In amongst the plants, I espied a sundial. It’s a bit more hairy than most, and, I would suggest, since the pedestal is at a very jaunty angle, it’s not a very accurate timepiece.
Sundial
But a peaceful place like this is fairly timeless.
Go east, young man. I did. I visited Saltaire in West Yorkshire. I saw Iona Fyfe in concert in Edinburgh recently. Then I found out that she was performing a few shows in England. This was the closest to me, so I booked it. Then, I found she was also performing in Bury, which is much closer. Oh well. I like Yorkshire.
Saltaire is a cute little place. And, like most places that aren’t Northenden, a little bit hilly.
Leeds and Liverpool Canal
I’ll probably return to this place sometime, but today, I didn’t walk down the road to Salts Mill. The old textile mill now houses an art gallery, shops and a restaurant.
Salts Mill
I found the venue, The Live Room, a social club, easily enough but I was far too early. The ticket said 6 o’clock. Iona recognised me which, ridiculously, made my day!
Iona Fyfe
I was tempted, but didn’t buy a Folk Yeah! t-shirt.
Also on the bill tonight was Birdvox, a group of four women also from Scotland. Their music was a bit different, with unusual instruments, good harmonies and while I didn’t know any of their songs, so I couldn’t ruin it for other people by singing along, I was tapping my foot, oh yeah.
I was tempted and I did purchase their much-anticipated debut album Shamming The Drama which wasn’t due to be released until the following week. Yes, I’ll be playing tracks from it on my WFM radio show very soon.
Birdvox
Because it was quite a long drive home, in the dark, I decided to stay overnight. After a good night’s sleep in a comfortable Premier Inn bed, I stuffed my face with a big breakfast.
A room with a view
I took time to look at the views on the way home but kept missing the parking spaces and lay-bys, so no photos. But the Peaks will still be there next time.
And what a busy week: into Manchester to donate blood, then a visit to the dental hygienist the following day. The Wednesday walk in Northenden was well-attended and the rain stayed away. I enjoyed the Thursday walk too, in Wythenshawe.
Wythenshawe Civic
The shopping centre is being redeveloped, but while the (re-)building work is going on, all the shops remain open. I’m sure the place will be great when it’s finished, but meantime, all we locals can do is comment on the disruption.
Another trip into Manchester for another assisted stretch with Emily. And after this, I attended another meeting of the WFM volunteers in Wythenshawe Forum.
And to complete my hattrick, I joined the regular Friday walk in Wythenshawe Park.
The Friday walking group
The wind must have been in the wrong direction today. Either that or some of the childen’s nappies were badly leaking. Because the playground near the farm was incredibly niffy today.
Simone Reilly presents a show on Radio Manchester every afternoon from Wednesday to Friday. Today, her Top Manc contestant was me. I spoke briefly about Thrive Manchester’s Friday Walk, and then answered five questions. I scored 5 out of 5, tying with someone else from earlier in the week. Another few minutes towards my 15 minutes of fame! Of course, in the olden days, I would have won a CD or something just for taking part, but after the BBC got caught fixing/fiddling their competitions a while ago, they don’t seem to do that sort of thing.
And yet another trip into Manchester. This time, to see Holy Holy in concert. This has been advertised as their final tour. I hope not, but since the main players, Woody Woodmansey and Tony Visconti are both in their 80s, who knows?
O2 Ritz isn’t my favourite venue, and I was too far back in the queue to grab a spot at the front of the balcony. Instead, I stood near the front of the stage where I could see everyone in the band easily, except poor old Woody behind his drums, and Janette Mason behind her keyboard. I think most of the audience were in my age group, but it was nice to see some younger folks as well. The hubbub became quieter as the opening strains of Warszawa were played. Tony Visconti produced that record, an unbelieveable 50 years ago.
Very soon, we heard the first few beats of Five Years. And thus began two hours of David Bowie songs, performed by probably the best tribute band you could imagine. So here are the band members and the set list. (I have a few set lists at home already, so I let the 12-year old, enthusiastic young fan have the one I’d picked up.)
Woody Woodmansey
Five Years Width Of A Circle Lady Grinning Soul
Janette Mason and Rachel Meadows
Ziggy Stardust Time Quicksand
Paul Cuddeford
Changes Ashes To Ashes Eight Line Poem (this is the first time this song has been performed live, Bowie himself never sang it on stage) Panic In Detroit (oh dear, Glenn Gregory forgot the words to the second verse. Luckily, the audience was here to help him out)
Glenn Gregory
When You Rock ‘n’ Roll With Me Drive-In Saturday
Jessica Lee Morgan
Space Oddity The Man Who Sold The World
Tony Visconti
Every now and then during the show, the security guys brought around beakers of water, which I thought was extremely civilised. Especially for those of us who had a good spot and didn’t want to lose it by going to the bar!
Starman Rock ‘n’ Roll Suicide Life On Mars Moonage Daydream
James Stevenson
Encore: Where Are We Now Rebel Rebel
Holy Holy
I bumped into my birthday twin Sue afterwards. She was in Manchester for a girls’ weekend, taking in Holy Holy for at least the second time on this tour. Unusually, I didn’t hang around to speak to the band after the show.
My ears and I were buzzing well into the night and it took ages to get to sleep. I checked future dates for Holy Holy and reluctantly decided Birmingham and Hull were just too far away to see them again. My throat was a little hoarse from singing along, but that’s alright, I didn’t need to speak for a while!
A few days ago, some weird chemical reaction in my brain kicked off the neurons leaving me yearning for a National Trust pasty. I scratched the itch by visiting Quarry Bank Mill, where I had to tell the volunteer to scan only one membership card as I was on my own this time.
The curried cauliflower pasty was just as good as I remembered! And the bonus is, of course, I had a very pleasant walk around the grounds, not getting too close to the wildlife.
Crocodile
And of course it’s always uplifting to see colours, Autumnal or otherwise.
Autumn crocusRed-stemmed dogwood
This dogwood’s leaves are changing colour but most of the trees haven’t really started yet. They definitely lost a lot of foliage during the recent heatwaves.
As I’ve said many times, I’m not a botanist. But I think this so-called swede looks more like marigolds. And very bright they are too. Edit a day later: thanks Diane who informs me that so-called pot marigolds are not related to real marigolds you can tell by the seeds!
Calendula (Pot marigolds)
The big event of the week, down under, was Keiran turning ten months of age. Yes, he’s in double figures already.
Keiran
In Alaska, Liesel and her chums spent another night in Hope. I mean Hope the place: none of us are that hopeful for the future of the planet and the human race, but, ooh that got a bit dark suddenly didn’t it?!
Liesel, Jyoti, Una and Monica
Liesel and co did a 4-mile walk, not that technical but muddy, root, and rocky. So she didn’t see much around her, just looking down. There was a longish hill to walk up.
Liesel got up before everyone else as she wanted to get breakfast in the oven. Then she walked down to the coffee shop. Liesel is finding, like I do, that walking anywhere other than around Northenden is going to be hilly and challenging.
I enjoyed seeing the wildlife as I walked down to the river Mersey. A cat. Two squirrels and, rot13, n qrnq eng, lhpx. Best of all though was seeing a cormorant on the little island.
One of the themes on my Instagram account is to show bent and damaged street furniture in Northenden, along with the caption: Northenden welcomes careful drivers. It’s not quite a weekly occurrence but… So it was a lovely surprise to see a nearly horizontal signpost in Manchester city centre, recently.
Manchester welcomes careful drivers
As you can see, this is in Manchester’s Chinatown. The shop window displays Chinese characters that translate to Whale Fresh, which I think just means fresh seafood or agrocery market. At least, I hope they’re not selling fresh whale meat.
I was in the city for another assisted stretching session with Emily. I can highly recommend this service, although there are only three branches of the parlour at the moment, Manchester, Edinburgh and Glasgow. By the time I had been severely manipulated, the authorities had attempted to repair the damage, or at least, make it a little bit safer.
That’ll fix it
Recently, Martha and Will watched a live recording of the TV show Gladiators. Now it was time for them to have a go.
William and Martha
What a great way to wear the children out and prepare them for a good night’s sleep!
I returned to the big city for Manchester Pride. I missed the Parade and because I’d not planned very well, I missed all the specific events too. It didn’t help that buses into Manchester terminated several stops earlier than anticipated, so we had to walk into town. It had been raining of course, so everything was wet.
Nancy Rothwell Building
She’s done very well has Professor Dame Nancy Rothwell. Of course, she wasn’t a Dame nor a Professor when I knew her at Queen Elizabeth College over half a century ago. Our paths crosses at the Sunday night Discos but otherwise my Maths and her Physiology studies never overlapped. Later on, she became President and Vice Chancellor of the University of Manchester. So, technically, she was my daughter Jenny’s boss. Small world, innit!
In Manchester, visually impaired folks need their feet washed. At least, that’s the conclusion I came to when I saw this tactile paving at a street crossing, inches deep in rain water. It still amazes me that in a place where it rains a lot, the drainage infrastructure is just not up to the job.
Wet tactile paving
‘Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo’ is a perfectly acceptable English sentence of course. But I didn’t expect to see a buffalo in Manchester.
Buffalo
It’s promoting Żubrówka vodka outside Motley bar and restaurant, a venue I’m very unlikely to visit.
Some fun entertainment was taking place in the family area. Two astronauts in silver suits and reflective bubble helmets kept the audience engaged even though it felt like it might start raining any minute.
Astronauts
I heard music from various venues, pubs, and coming through windows, but I only saw one chap out in the open playing the piano.
Fryderyk Chopin
Chopin visited Manchester in the year before his death, at the early age of 39. On Monday, August 28th 1848 a gravely ill Fryderyk Chopin gave a Gala Concert before a rapturous audience of 1200 at the Gentlemen’s Concert Hall, which was situated at the corner of Peter Street and Lower Mosley Street. Despite serious ill-health he insisted that he would perform, a fact which has forever endeared him to Mancunians and music lovers everywhere. I remember it well.
And here’s the regular fix of young Keiran.
Keiran and Brent
Thunderstorms had been forecast a lot recently, and for the first time, I heard rumbles in the distance. I tried to photograph any lightning but we just had the odd flash of sheet lightning in the clouds. What a shame about the weather though on this, the day of the annual Northenden Boat Race. An event that I totally forgot about on the day.
And suddenly it’s September. I’m assuming therefore, no more heat waves. September. Back to school, and even though I left over 50 years ago, the thought of it being the Autumn term and having to do cross-country runs every week still fills me with dread. Martha and William returned to school and they look very smart in their uniforms.
Martha and William
The regular walk in Wythenshawe this week attracted more people than ever, as far as I can remember: there were 13 of us, including a couple of folks I’ve never met before. I wore my jacket but it soon came off, just a bit too warm to justify it.
In the afternoon, I caught the bus into Sale where I had a lovely chat with Chantel over coffee. I’d not seen her since she left Thrive and that was three months ago. Yes, three months, I checked. It was great to see her looking well.
Bridgwater canalYarn bombs
These colourful tree yarn-bombing installations were (I think) created by local artist Wendy in Stanley Square, Sale town centre. She’s a very talented lady, and they brighten the place up beautifully.
As if meeting Chantel wasn’t enough of spending time with good people, I returned to Manchester in the evening to watch former Prime Minister Gordon Brown giving a talk. He was promoting his new book, The Future Starts with Us. Since leaving politics, Gordon Brown has been about public service and contributing to long term thinking. He spoke about the importance of community organisations providing social cohesion all over the world, as an alternative to naked individualism, and social isolation. Such a positive message and a complete repudiation of Thatcher’s ‘There is no such thing a society’.
Frank Cottrell-Boyce (screenwriter, novelist, 2012 London Olympics Opening Ceremony) had a quick chat and asked some questions from the audience. A surprise guest was Ann Cleeves (Vera and Shetland) who was ‘invited’ up from the audience to join the main speakers on stage. She spoke about the importance of libraries being perfect centres of local communities.
Frank Cottrell-Boyce, Ann Cleeves, Gordon Brown
I was hoping to get better pictures at the meet-and-greet afterwards, but instead, the audience was ushered out of the building pdq.
In Victoria Station, I was delighted to come across another Manchester bee.
Sylvia by Sneaky Raccoon
According to the description: It was at the Manchester Mechanics Institute in 1868 that the first meeting of the Trade Union Congress (TUC) took place. Fifty years later, in 1918, the Pankhursts led a victory that was meant to mark the beginning of the end of a war for gender equality. Sylvia Pankhurst, a suffragette born in Manchester, was imprisoned on numerous occasions. Interestingly she came to see the campaign for women to have the vote as just one strand in a larger struggle for equality. The 70th anniversary of the NHS in 2018 is also celebrated.
Also in Victoria Station is a memorial for those who died in the terrorist bombing at Manchester Arena in 2017. I can’t imagine what it’s like for your child to go out for a good time at a concert and to not come home afterwards. The contrast between the hatred of the perpetrators of this atrocity and the ultimate optimism of Gordon Brown for the future was the difference between a clenched fist and a welcoming, open palm.
Liesel and her Mom enjoy walking around the Alaska Botanical Garden in Anchorage. And it is a very pleasant place to pass the time on a nice day. Some of the venue is not accessible at the moment though due to intruders.
Watch out for bearsBellflowers
They enjoyed a good couple of days in a small place called Hope too, with Phil and Una. (By the way, many years ago, walking in the countryside near Hope was the first time I saw actual physical evidence that bears do do that sort of thing in the woods.)
On the drive south from Anchorage, they saw beluga whales cavorting in the inlet, the Turnagain Arm of the Cook Inlet.
A cottage in HopeFireweed and mountainsLiesel and Una
And after going for a hike in Hope, what else can you do but enjoy the wonderful harvest of local raspberries.
Raspberries
Fresh from the bush, unprocessed, juicy and delicious.
Keiran turned nine months old, and he is as cute as ever.
Keiran of the week
I achieved a hat trick of new payment cards this year! A few weeks ago, I had to replace my bank’s debit card when a machine ate it. I was then encouraged to replace a credit card when a fraud attempt was detected. And I just received a replacement for a card when a supposed subscription renewal was rejected, a subscription I have no memory of, so was probably fake. I have no more cards so hopefully that will be the end of that sort of thing. I now have the inconvenience of having to update all my genuine payees.
I haven’t seen them swim for a while, so it was good to see William and Martha back in the water, so relaxed and so proficient.
Manchester Piccadilly Station is weird. I think that every time I go. I found my platform eventually and while my ticket had me booked on coach B, the platform only gave me boarding points 1 and 2. From recent experience, I wanted to find my reserved seat before someone else plonked themselves in it. And I was successful. In fact, I had the two seats to myself the whole way into Edinburgh.
When the announcement came that we were stopping at Oxenhope, I thought oh no, I’m on the wrong train, I shouldn’t be in Yorkshire. After a brief panic, I checked on Google Maps and realised that actually, we were approaching Oxenholme in the Lake District.
I admired the scenery in between reading my book and listening to a podcast. I was hoping to notice when the train crossed the border, but I missed it. I knew we were in Scotland when we passed by Ecclefechan, a place name that amused my daughter Helen many years ago. Hooray! And of course, when we stopped at Lockerbie, I couldn’t help but think about the terrorist attack in 1988.
We arrived at Haymarket station just a few minutes late, and it was nice to see the signs in English and in Scottish Gaelic: Margadh an Fheòir.
My accommodation was a less than 10 minute walk from the station. I was lucky to be able to find a place in the city during this busy Festival period. And it’s a good place, clean and tidy. I met the host, Tu, who showed me around. I was a bit worried when I noticed they supply earplugs, but it was quiet overnight, quieter than being at home, despite the main road and the railway line close by.
I got to know the local buses fairly well over the next few days. Sadly, Scotland buses don’t accept my English Senior Bus Pass. The first task was to find somewhere to eat. Holy Cow! No, that’s the name of the vegetarian place I found, after a bus ride and a bit of a walk. My Vietnamese Tofu muu burger was really nice, although it had to be dismantled it to eat it in an elegant manner!
Holy Cow
Edinburgh is a great city for wandering around and sightseeing, of course. I was taken by the relatively new W Hotel with the unique spiraling bronze-coloured steel lattice wrapped around its rounded facade.
W Hotel
From St James’s Square, I wandered over to Princes Street Gardens and paid a visit to Sarah’s flower bed, which is still flourishing.
Flowerbed and Scott Monument
As I walked through the gardens, I wasn’t assaulted by midges as you’d expect. No. What I was continuously brushing off my arms were aphids, greenfly.
I enjoyed listening to a singer performing songs by Neil Diamond amongst others. Sadly, I couldn’t find out her name.
Anonymous singer
The Mound pop-up bar supplies food and drink throughout the festivals, but having just eaten, I didn’t partake this evening. After a short bus ride back, I slept very well.
Downstairs to the kitchen for a quick breakfast, that being the second b in b&b, after all. Then a different bus, this time to somewhere close to the Royal Mile. I’d booked tickets for a few different events at the Edinburgh Fringe and the first was at 12.30 today. I couldn’t believe how many people were wearing quite thick coats. Yes, it was a lot cooler here than in Manchester, but I didn’t think it was cold enough for more layers. Of course, many of the peoiple out on the streets were performrs at the Fringe dishing out their flyers. One guy, with bare feet, offered to buy my shoes. I declined and he admired my hat instead
The coffee at Mòr Bakehouse was so good, I had to have a second cup. I’d forgotten that the real name of the Royal Mile, at least in part, is High Street. Another good thing about this little coffee shop is that you can use the wifi from the neighbouring Starbucks. Don’t tell anybody.
Piper with visitor
I was pleased to see my first piper on this trip. Scotland the Brave is always popular with us visitors. There were odd groups of people here and there watching the various street entertainers. The bloke who allegedly dislocated his shoulder blade in order to be able to force his whole body through a tennis racket was the weirdest, maybe.
Man v tennis racket
At least he took the strings out first. I did laugh at the sight of Adam Smith with his new headgear though.
The most Scottish of sights
Another guy was playing the piano out in the open air and he had attracted a very large crowd. I refused many but accepted some flyers, including one from a group from Manchester University: The Manchester Revue Saves the World! I didn’t see their show but I hope they did well in front of full audiences.
A pile of Fringe catalogues was available, but since each was the size of the old Argos catalogues, I didn’t feel the need to grab one and lug it around all day. I wondered who the celebrated person was on top of the column. I was so disappointed when I found out.
The Melville Monument
This Monument is 150 feet tall, and it honours the controversial Scottish statesman Henry Dundas, 1st Viscount Melville.
Henry Dundas plaque
Not a very nice man. So far, at least, he hasn’t been thrown into the water.
I joined the queue for Midsummer! behind an American guy whose son was in the show. It’s a modern take on A Midsummer Night’s Dream imagined, performed, designed and built by the extraordinary students of the Carnegie Mellon University School of Drama, at the beginning of their artistic journeys. The cast of 10 played three or four roles each, and with a bit of modern music thrown in, it was great fun. It was a very intimate space too, with the actors making use of the aisles between the blocks of seats, as if the circular stage wasn’t big enough. You could reach out and touch the performers. Being in the third row, I didn’t, in case I got told off. I did get told off, though, for taking 0a picture during the curtain call.
Midsummer! Curtain Call
The real drama came before the show, though. I had a good place in the queue when the police decided to evacuate the whole square. Apparently, someone had left an empty box unattended.
While the performance was on, it began to rain. I heard people complain about the weather, about there being too much to see, about there being too many people. I can see why Edinburgers might be a wee bit peeved during the Festival season.
It’s a lovely city to wander around, there’s always something to look at. On my stroll to George Square, I stumbled across a wonderful little coffee shop. Only it’s more than that. Islander UK Marshall Street Workshop and Café also offers classes in customising your own bag. In a hands-on, 60-minute session, you have the chance to personalise your own bag! Choose the base colour of your bag, select your favourite Harris Tweed cloth lid and add decorative straps to complete your design. The ladies in today seemed to be having a fun time.
Design your own bag
I was at George Square to see Gyles Brandreth and Harriet Haine in Up Memory Lane! This very funny show, which included some song and dance, was about people’s memories. There were nods to their Rosebud podcast as well.
Gyles and Harriet
Here’s Harriet reciting a poem about Christopher Robin while holding Dame Judi Dench’s childhood teddy bear. And Gyles started his campaign to ban the following useless words: ‘See it, say it, sorted!’ By the end of the performance, the whole audience was yelling ‘Up yours!’ to that ridiculous saying. I’m still waiting for a call back about something I reported a few months ago, having failed to speak to an actual person.
As invited, I wanted to chat with Gyles and Harriet afterwards, but it was raining torrentially outside, people were rushing hither and thither trying to stay dry, and I ended up in the wrong queue. So I missed the stars of my show and was very nearly sucked into whatever the next performance in this theatre was!
Oor Wullie
When Liesel and I last visited Edinburgh for the Fringe, there were lots of statues of Oor Wullie all over the city. I was happy to find this skeleton-painted one today, sitting on his traditional bucket outside St Cuthbert’s Church.
One of the places we always try to visit in Edinburgh is Hendersons. It has changed location since the pandemic and is now a fully-fledged restaurant. They provided my delicious dinner tonight!
I haven’t seen my old mate Sue for over thirty years: can that be right? We worked at Kingston University together. Many years ago she moved to Scotland, and I thought I’d take this opportunity to go and pester her.
When booking my train tickets for this sidetrip, the app asked me 101 questions about the seat I’d like to reserve: window or aisle, facing backwards or forwards, quiet carriage, with or without a table, blue or green moquette? Obviously too hard for the system, because when I later looked at my ticket for the seat number, in very small print it said, ‘Oh sod it, just sit in in any unreserved seat.’
The train ride from Edinburgh to Kirkcaldy was very picturesque: of course it was, this is Scotland.
Firth of Forth
From Kirkcaldy, I’d planned to take the bus to East Wemyss. I don’t know how I failed here, but in the end I took a taxi. The driver had been doing the job for 5 weeks, but it wasn’t as much of a mystery tour as I might have been.
I met Sue at the Wemyss Caves Pictish Carvings Visitor Centre and Museum where I had a very welcome cup of tea.
Michael Colliery Canteen price list
The nearby Michael Colliery was closed down in 1967 after a major disaster. But the main reason for my visit today, other than a long-overdue reunion, was to visit the Wemyss caves. Sue was an excellent guide, she knows her stuff.
The Wemyss Caves are a nationally important heritage site under threat from coastal erosion, structural instability and vandalism. They are a scheduled ancient monument.
The site contains the largest collection of Pictish inscribed symbols in one place, which are probably some of the first ever made. Other carvings include early Christian crosses and a boat over 1,000 years old.
Some of the caves now have large, strong metal gates: it’s a shame they’re necessary but one incident of a car being driven inside and set fire to is one too many.
It’s hard to interpret some of the carvings, the Picts didn’t leave a guide book or a Rosetta Stone, so we can only guess. Some might be more obvious such as this one in Court Cave.
Hunter and Goat, open to interpretation
I was half expecting to have bats fluttering around my head, but we didn’t see any, just some potential bat food having a rest.
Herald Moths
Sue and I were joined by a small group of others at various points: they were lucky since usually the tours only take place on a Sunday.
Bird and double-disc
The double-disc emblem is quite common, but nobody knows what it really means. It has however been replicated in the design of one of the gates, a great way to enhance an otherwise purely functional barrier.
One of the gatesDoo Cave
These square holes, what are they for? Human skulls fit nicely, but this could just as easily be a dovecote. A couple of trenches have been dug here over the years to see how deep the bedrock is and to look for any artefacts.
From the safety of the cave, you can look out over a rough, stormy sea. Today though, it was beautifully calm.
Looking towards North Berwick
Further along the path on the way to Jonathan’s Cave (which isn’t really Jonathan’s Cave!), you reach MacDuff Castle. It’s a few hundred years old and I think it’s fair to say, it hasn’t really been well looked after recently. It’s in a state of disrepair and signs warn you not to get too close. This one is only standing because when a second tower was demolished in 1967, they used up all the explosive, so none left for this one.
MacDuff CastleOh and by the way, this was not me!
A late Bronze Age woman’s skeleton was found a few years ago on the nearby beach. Let’s hope that they can raise the funds to have more research carried out on her remains.
After a very nice ice cream, thank you, Sue, I took the bus back to Kirkcaldy and the train back to Haymarket. What a fascinating trip.
Forth Road Bridges
Near my b&b, I found a really good pizza place, Pizza Geeks. Great, freshly made pizza and a Scottish Strawberry soda, which I’ve never had before. Geeks? Yes, there were allusions to Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars and more on the menu and on the walls.
May the sauce…
And from the b&b I could hear a football game being played at the nearby Tynecastle Stadium, between Hearts and Rapid Vienna. No idea what the final score was.
It was very nearly dark when I left for my next Fringe event. I arrived in good time, so I had the opportunity to walk a bit further along the Royal Mile, towards the Castle.
St Giles Cathedral
I was very pleased to see the post box painted gold by Royal Mail to celebrate Chris Hoy, Gold Medal winner, London 2012 Olympic Games for track cycling: Men’s Kierin.
Gold post box
Monkey Barrel is just one of hundreds of venues used by the thousands of Fringe events. I found it easily enough and spotted Dan Tiernan hanging out. It was his show I’d come to see. When we punters entered, as a solo, I was directed to the front row by the usherette. Only as I took my seat did I realise how dangerous this might be.
Dan’s show, Quartz and All, was very funny, concentrating mostly on the power of healing crystals. It was very funny and shouty and while he did speak to a couple of other singletons in the front row, I successfully kept my head down.
Dan Tiernan
Dan gave me a healing amethyst as I left, as a result of which, I was very lucky with the bus back to my pit. It was now just after midnight.
A bright sunny morning greeted me as I caught a bus to South Bridge and, for the first time, I had to stand. Which meant that I couldn’t easily keep an eye on the route, on my phone. Which meant that I got off several stops too early. But I enjoyed the walk to the Festival Theatre Café, where I’d decided to have a more substantial breakfast in anticipation of the long walk I’d signed up for. Street entertainment was provided by a choir, performing from both sides of the road, so proper stereo. Their rendition of The Proclaimers’ 500 Miles was terrific. Later on, on the walk, I learnt that this is the song used in Scotland for providing CPR while the rest of the world uses The Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive! Both have the perfect rhythm.
It really is Festival season right now. While enjoying my breakfast, I noticed how many people were wearing lanyards. Some said ‘Festival’, some ‘Fringe’, some volunteers, and even out on the street, I noticed many people with lanyards. I felt I was missing out on the Edinburgh Lanyard Festival, although I was aware of the Jazz Festival, International Festival, the Fringe, the Book Festival, the Film Festival and who knows what other, more esoteric, get-togethers were taking place.
Edinburgh’s Greatest Hits Music Walking Tour was conducted by Fiona, and there were maybe 16 of us in the group. She took us past various venues, places that musicians first plied their trade. She pointed out the house where David Bowie stayed with Lindsay Kemp for a short while.
Leaping trout muralMcEwan Hall
This venue is utilised for Fringe events as well as for Graduation ceremonies and concerts throughout the year.
Man balancing on a ladder
Fiona had warned us that there’d be some hills and some steps. The Vennel is an old, steep staircase that has been squished between two buildings in Grass Market. I soon lost count of the number of steps as I caught my breath. The climb was worth it though, if only for the view of the Castle.
Edinburgh Castle
Bob Dylan was called ‘Judas’ at a show in Manchester, for playing the second half of his show loud and electric, rather than acoustic. A couple of days later, he played at the ABC cinema in Edinburgh. Rather than hurl insults at his treachery, the Scottish audience just tried to drown the band out by playing their harmonicas. Sometimes you just want to be a fly on the wall of history.
The walking tour ended at the famous Sandy Bell’s pub, a home for many Scottish musicians, including Phil Cunningham, who Liesel and I saw in concert a few years ago.
Fiona and Sandy Bell’s
Greyfriars Bobby is still very popular, but very soon, his nose will be worn out. And then, how will he smell?
Greyfriars Bobby
The other vegetarian restaurant I wanted to visit was David Bann’s. I found it, and by luck, conveniently close to the venue for my afternoon performance. And of course, I had to try the Haggis with baby potatoes, braised neeps, whisky onion gravy and tenderstem broccoli. Very nice, very tasty, and best of all, I managed to finish my meal, I wasn’t overwhelmed by the amount of food on my plate.
David Bann
Racists, Recessions and Revolutions is a play set during the 2016 fake news boom. It follows Nadica, a Macedonian-British woman who, with her cousin, gets rich by creating political misinformation from her family’s kitchen in Macedonia, exploiting events like Brexit and the rise of Trump. Isabella Heaver draws on her own Macedonian-British heritage for the role. There are moments when you cringe, because you wonder whether all the misinformation we see and hear really can, ultimately, come from a small kitchen in a small south-east European country.
Isabella Jovanova Heaver
The performance took place very close to the ECCI. I couldn’t believe it. We’re having enough issues with climate change, global warming and all that, and here’s an academic institute actually promoting the destruction of the planet.
Edinburgh Climate Change Institute
Of course, I was still in tourist mode as I wandered around the streets of this beautiful city
Political Martyrs’ Monument and Governors House on Calton Hill
I found the Royal Terrace and specifically the Ukrainian Community Centre, the venue for my final event of this year’s Fringe.
Iona Fyfe is a celebrated Scottish folk singer from Aberdeenshire, known for her powerful voice and deep roots in the bothy ballad tradition. Beyond music, she’s a prominent activist for the Scots language, successfully petitioning Spotify to recognise it. I’ve been a fan of hers for a few years and I have played her music on my show a few times. She sings some old folk songs that remind me of my Mum, who I remember as always singing when I was a child. Until this evening, I’d never seen Iona in concert. And it was an hour of music and nostalgia that was well worth waiting for. Did I sing along? No, not in Scots.
Iona Fyfe
I floated back to my b&b afterwards, passing by a statue of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Thi life-sized bronze statue commemorates the author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle near his birthplace. Why there’s not a statue of Sir Arthur himself is one of the wonders of the world!
Another literary figure in St Andrew Square Garden is a very popular bear. I grabbed this photo in the nanosecond between pesky tourists sitting next to him for their own pictures.
Paddington Bear
So that was my Edinburgh Fringe. I had it all worked out on Saturday morning to see Charlie Lewis, another comedian fairly local to Northenden. But his show started half an hour later than I thought, and I really didn’t want to miss my train. Instead, I booked myself a massage which really did the job.
On the homeward journey, I had to change trains at Carlisle. Both trains offered free wifi. All the coffee shops in Edinburgh did too. Just click once or twice and you’re online. Not here on the train though. You have to enter all your details, name, address, age, phone number, hat size, inside leg measurement. By the time you’ve answered all those, it’s time to disembark.
In Manchester, I got off at Oxford Road rather than Piccadilly because the walk to my bus stop was much quicker. I was feeling quite tired after my adventures up north. The bus ride home dragged. At home, I ate, showered and went to bed.
For the first time in living memory, I slept for a solid twelve hours. Zzz.
Liesel and I have never watched more than a few minutes of it, but the children love The Gladiators on TV. So it was an extra special treat for them to be able to watch a live recording. I’m sure when this episode is broadcast, we’ll be looking out for them in the audience.
Martha and William, Gladiators
It’s August and this period in the media is sometimes referred to as The Silly Season. Newspapers and the Internet are full of daft stories that wouldn’t normally attract much attention. Some of those stories might even be true, who knows? But one thing is true, it’s a great time of year for excessive hurkle-durkling. And I might be a bit guilty of that.
After a bus trip into Manchester, I wandered round a bit before my appointment. A large polished silver tanker grabbed my attention, but whether it contained oil or milk or nuclear waste, I don’t know.
Selfie of the dayWe ❤️ Manchester
I paid my first visit to Stretched in Manchester, where my muscles were indeed stretched with the assistance of Emily. I am aware that I should exercise and especially stretch much more than I actually do, but sometimes the motivation just isn’t there.
Over the road, I asked for an egg muffin and a latté. The barista misheard and brought me over the muffin and a pastel de nata. Not what I was expecting, but very nice and it brought back memories of our trip to Portugal a few years ago.
Post-stretch snack
Liesel, with her Mom’s help, baked chocolate chip cookies. She claimed they were the best she’d ever made. Really? I think Liesel just said that to make me feel bad, that I was missing out.
To help me get to sleep on these very warm nights, I’ve been listening to some of the Proms on Radio 3. The most unusual one so far, maybe, included songs by Henry Purcell, Thomas Dunford and Paul McCartney. The song chosen was Hey Jude, when there are arguably hundreds of better McCartney songs to choose from. I also enjoyed the Prog Rock classics Promenade Concert.
The Arctic Thunder Air Show took place at Elmendorf Air Force Base in Anchorage. Liesel was able see it from her office, so I’m not sure how much work got done that day.
US Navy Blue Angels
There are six F/A 18 Super Hornets in this formation, looking good in front of the mountains. Many thanks to Amrit for the photo.
The Botanical Garden’s looking good too, Liesel was impressed by how tall the delphiniums are this year. And what a gorgeous colour too.
Delphiniums
Another trip to St Michael and All Angels Parish Church in Bramhall, this time to see Susie Dent. She has been appearing on Channel 4’s Countdown for about 85 years, but she still looks pretty good. I think it was another sold-out event, arranged by Simply Books in Bramhall, but again, I was disappointed at the acoustics in the church. Despite sitting in the second row, I found it difficult to hear what she said some of the time. She was interviewed by Shahed Ezaydi, an award-winning writer and editor, specialising in features and reporting on culture, social issues and feminism. The subject of tonight’s chat? Susie’s latest book, Death Write Large. Liesel enjoyed her first novel, Guilty by Definition, and I am looking forward to reading both.
Mick and Susie Dent
And if you would like to hear the first airing of the lovely little jingle that Susie kindly did for my radio show, listen to Question and Answer on Mixcloud.
After Susie, the most exciting event of the week was the partial Solar Eclipse. I was very happy to watch it from Jenny and family’s garden. Over a period of two hours, I took over 50 pictures with my phone and my Seestar telescope, so here’s a selection. There were a few clouds in the sky, but the viewing conditions were pretty good. Other scientific equipment included a colander from the kitchen. As the eclipse came to an end, we watched the Sun disappear behind the bushes at the bottom of the garden.
6.51pm, about 50% coveredColander eclipsesTotal eclipse of William7.09, about 92% covered, just about the maximumColander, Seestar, Liam and Martha
So while the universe gives us delights such as an eclipse, and Susie Dent, and don’t forget the Perseid meteor shower (although I did), it always has to come back with something negative and depressing doesn’t it? I think it’s Park Woods in Wythenshawe where the regular weekly walk takes us, over the road from the Fire Station. There’s a nice little wooden bridge over the stream. Well, there was.
Vandalism
Some toe-rag has pushed it over, I’m guessing in an effort to impress his girlfriend to compensate for his very small penis. Or something. So unnecessary.
My second Stretch session was as good as the first, probably better, since I knew more what to expect and I was more relaxed. Over the road in the coffee shop I bumped into a very popular nanny.
Mary Poppins
And I got a latté at the first time of asking, no bonus pastel de nata!
Liesel and her Mom flew back to Seattle and on to Anchorage where they’ll stay for the next couple of months. Meanwhile, I was pottering about in Northenden, down by the river, watching the ducks and the people feeding the ducks.
The highlight of the week though was my first ever visit to Coventry. We’ve been close by on the way to a more distant destination but after all these years, I made the trip to visit my old friend Tina. Not saying she’s old, but we’ve known each other for quite a long time. And we haven’t met in real life for very nearly a decade. Would we recognise each other? Well, yes.
Austin-Healey 100
We met in the lobby of the Hotel Indigo, which, as you can see, doubles as the hotel car park. We chatted over lunch before Tina showed me around the city. I’d spotted the old cathedral spire from quite a distance: it’s 295 feet tall, so quite hard to miss.
St Michael’s Cathedral spire
On another occasion, I might climb to the top and admire the view. The rest of the old cathedral is in ruins having been bombed during the second world war. A bad time for everyone of course, and this sculpture is found in the ruins.
Reconciliation, by Josefina de Vasconcellos
The two figures are embracing to symbolise peace and healing following World War II.
Next door to the old cathedral is a new one. One of the first things to catch your eye is this bronze sculpture located on the exterior east wall.
St Michael’s Victory over the Devil, by Sir Jacob Epstein, 1958
Tina and I were welcomed inside and we listened to the choir for a while. They were rehearsing for evensong later on, when they would be performing with a full orchestra. We declined the invitation to join them.
Apart from the very large choir, nearly a hundred singers, what caught my eye was the strange contraption near the front made from dozens of old wooden coat-hangers.
Wooden lattice canopy and organ
It’s a very impressive organ too, 5,000 pipes apparently. It made me realise, I should play more organ music. On the radio show, I mean, not actually play an organ: if I tried, it would be a horrible noise.
In Priory Place is a rather unusual water sculpture.
Waterwindow, by Susanna Heron
And then you walk a little further and your heart sinks when, among all this wonderful architecture and fine works of art, there’s a bloody KFC.
Sir Frank Whittle
Sir Frank Whittle, inventor of the turbojet engine, was a Coventry lad and is well commemorated in the city with not only a statue, but the Whittle Arch that spans Millennium Place. It’s a striking twin-arch tubular steel structure, designed by MacCormac Jamieson Prichard and completed in 2003. We paced it out and found it measures 60 metres wide and stands 15 metres high.
Whittle Arch
Nearby is the Coventry Transport Museum, but we decided not to visit on this occasion: we’ll go on a day when it’s not so warm and sunny outside.
After a coffee and cake in M&S, it was time to go home. Again, no photo of my companion, but Tina sent me this selfie a bit later on, thank you, Tina.
Tina
For the first time in a while, I joined the Thrive walk in Wythenshawe Park. Again, no photo of my companions, but I did see this pig being hosed down.
Pig
The latest heatwave seems to have finished, it was just a nice, gently warm Summer’s day.
And then a nice surprise: the next day it rained for the first time after a 35-day long dry spell. Any rain is welcome right now, especially given all the wildfires around the country.
Manchester Day took place on Sunday and a splendid time was had by all. Not me, though. Every time I thought about leaving the flat, there was a torrential downpour. I’m sorry to say, I chickened out. I am a wimp. I didn’t want to do out in the rain. Just not used to it any more, I guess. What a wuss.
Time for the regular Keiran fix. He’s a proper little water baby.
Keiran
We usually enjoy watch the Tour de France on TV, but this year, the rights have gone to a streaming service that we don’t subscribe to, TNT Sports. They show very edited highlights on Channel 5, but it’s just not the same. Still, now the World Cup’s over, we can look forward to the Commonwealth Games. Nope. That too is now exclusively on TNT. We can hear commentary on BBC Radio 5 Live, but that’s not as good as watching the events. So consider that the whinge of the week.
Oh and while I’m in whingeing mode. President Obama is visiting the UK to give some talks. He’s coming to Manchester. Liesel and I would love to see him. But the hassle of joining a waiting list for pre-sale tickets… Which doesn’t help when those tickets go on sale, well, what a waste of time. No worries, I’m a Co-op member and I get early access to Co-op Live Arena tickets. The app connects you with Ticketmaster.
Erroneous error message
What a load of bollo.
Well, I really didn’t want to disappoint Liesel, so I tried again later. Exactly the same set-up, but I got into Ticketmaster. Then I saw how much the tickets cost. So disappointing. I can’t think of anyone I’d want to see for about £200 per ticket. How can they justify that? Or even more.
Ridiculous, extortionate prices
I’m sure the event will sell out regardless, but it’s obviously not for ordinary people.
For the princely sum of £3 though, I did get to see the the Greater Manchester Mayoral hustings, an event organised by Manchester Mill.
It was interesting to see politicians being politicians. I didn’t change my mind about who to vote for.
Chairman and candidates
Joshi Herrmann, founder of Manchester Mill, Phil Eckersley (Conservative), Richard Kilpatrick (Lib Dem), Bev Craig (Labour) and Geraldine Coggins (Green). The Reform and Restore candidates and an Independent didn’t show up.
Actually, despite the good, interesting questions from the journalists and from the audience, and the candidates’ responses, I doubt whether many people were persuaded to change their mind.
Walking by the Mersey, it’s always a joy to see what’s in the water, ducks, geese, mergansers, a heron on a good day, armchairs, wait, what?
Armchair
Yes, someone went to a great deal of trouble to dump this chair in the river. The nearest place to park a vehicle is quite a long way away. And the local tip is fairly close too. On a happier note, though, the heron was present, on the island.
Heron
We’re still in the middle of Summer but there are signs of a premature Autumn. Trees are shedding leaves early following a long, dry, hot spell.
Autumn leaves
And some sunflowers are brightening the place up already, a bit earlier than usual.
Sunflowers
Here’s evidence that I’m not completely averse to walking out in the rain. By the time we started wandering around Wythenshawe, it had only recently stopped drizzling.
Petal
Liesel and her Mom visited Whittier, that strange little ‘town under one roof’ where half the inhabitants live in a big block of flats, Begich Towers Condominium.
Portage Glacier
This Glacier has retreated so far in recent decades that it can no longer been seen from its own visitor centre!
Small boat habour, Whittier
On a glorious day, they enjoyed a walk down to Westchester Lagoon, a premier urban oasis and a vital part of the greenbelt system in Anchorage.
Westchester Lagoon with swans
Later on, they had a picnic in Hatcher Pass, the site of old gold mines. Liesel took me there last year too, a fascinating place, well worth the ear-popping drive up into the mountains.
Hatcher Pass
Record breakers. I didn’t break any records at all while prepping this week’s radio show. It’s all short songs and I managed to squeeze 71 of them into two hours. Listen on Wythenshawe Radio WFM 97.2 on Sunday at 4pm.
In a heatwave, it’s not ideal sitting indoors with all the windows closed to keep the smoke from the wildfires out. After a few last minute chores, I set off for Whitby, soon after noon.
The drive was easy enough and only in a couple of places did I see smokey haze in the distance. Google Maps took me to the backdoor or my Airbnb, but luckily, Lucy was there to let me in.
To access my room, from the town, you have to walk up hill, then climb a dozen steps to reach the front door and then climb a further two flights of stairs inside. I’m glad it was a bit cooler here on the east coast: that was the plan, after all! And the bed that I invariably collapsed onto was very comfortable.
Whitby Abbey
I went for a wander down into town, sight-seeing and people-watching. It’s hard to avoid seeing the Abbey high up on the hill, but on this visit, I resisted the temptation to climb the 199 steps to reach it.
The swing bridge is still closed to traffic, and I was impressed by the two very large Lego bricks blocking its entrance.
Whitby Swing Bridge
I found myself at the end of the very long jetty before thinking to look for somewhere to eat. In the end, I went for a pizza, a marguerita, which in this case was cheese, cheese, cheese and maybe it looked at a tomato at some point.
Battery Parade
The wind felt cool but it was playing rough with the incoming tide.
Usually when we’re staying in a b&b, we don’t bother with the TV but I turned this one on. Strangely, Freeview wasn’t connected, but Netflix was. So, at last, after all this time, I watched Geeta Gandbhir’s Oscar-nominated film The Perfect Neighbor. It’s a tough watch but well worth the time. Unfortunately, it just confirms there are some nasty people around.
Meanwhile, Liesel, Leslie and Jyoti were out at a gig in Indianapolis, at the world famous Jazz Kitchen.
Queen Delphine and the Crown Jewels
When the gulls aren’t stealing people’s chips, they can be seen trying to gain access to people’s homes.
Gull
In the morning after breakfast, I visited the local library to do some writing. It was peaceful inside, despite the background noise of seagulls squawking, other people typing and the odd vehicle outside proudly announcing its reversing skills.
I was surprised to see Māori text on the wall.
Māori proverb
This translates to: Through discussion comes awareness, through awareness comes understanding, and through understanding comes knowledge. I was pleased to be able to show off my knowledge of Te Reo Māori to the library assistant. (Well, thanks, Google translate)
Titanic
Captain James Cook has strong connections with Whitby. He was a British explorer, navigator, cartographer, and captain in the British Royal Navy. Famous for discovering Australia, totally ignoring the native Aussies who’ve been there for 60,000 years. He had absolutely nothing to do with the Titanic, although this model in the library is rather cool.
So, who wants to see how steep the path was up to Pannett Park? It was very steep, especially for those of us who live in the flatlands of Northenden.
This steepWooden archway
This archway reminds us of the genuine whalebone archway nearer the town centre. There are carvings of ships and other nautical items, reminiscent of scrimshaw.
Carvings
In the park, I saw a painter at work. He was reluctant to speak but he did agree to me taking this picture.
An artist at work
He didn’t tell me his name, but he did confirm that none of his work was on display in the nearby Pannett Art Gallery, which I visited after enjoying a coffee. I learned about the Staithes Group of Artists, British Impressionists from the late 19th, early 20th century.
The Museum is in the same building, but I decided not to visit this time.
Pannett Art Gallery and Whitby Museum
Looking for a nice view and I thought, thistle do.
Thistles
There are a number a wooden sculptures in the park too, some people are very talented.
Girl, bird, Sun, Moon
Passage to India is, I believe, a good book by E M Forster, but I’ve never read it. I did visit the restaurant that shares its name though here in Whitby. Great food, yeah, but far too much for me, so again, no dessert.
Having seen the work of the Staithes Group of Artists, I thought it might be interesting to visit Staithes itself. It’s a short bus ride north, more or less along the coast, providing some nice views. I noticed there seems to be a disagreement between Google Maps and the local bus company. Is it Nettledale Close or Netterdale Close?
I got off the bus at Captain Cook’s Close, and walked for ten minutes into Staithes, which bills itself as Captain Cook’s Village, 1745. Well, he did work there for eighteen months as a shopboy to a grocer, but his skills lay elsewhere, as history shows.
You’re never too far from a lovely view in Yorkshire, and here was no different: this sight in particular caught my eye.
Failed crop circle?
After a quick stop at Coastal Kitchen, I wandered into the very quaint, old town. The streets are narrow, cobbled, and modern vehicles really do look out of place here.
There’s a small stream, Staithes Beck, that flows by this historic fishing village, but right now, it’s really dry. On the other side are located coastal cliffs, which provide a lovely backdrop to the traditional red-roofed cottages on this side.
Dramatic Coastal Cliffs
The museum was just up my street. Plenty of maritime artefacts, old maps, and an unusual sundial.
Armillary sphere sundial
And yes, of course, there was a lot of information about Captain Cook. Who, by the way, died in Hawaii, which is where Liesel was born.
Dog Loup in the narrowest alleyway in the north of England. I had the pleasure of squeezing myself through its 45cm width to see what was at the other end.
Dog Loup
Nothing special, so I went back the way I came.
I didn’t make the effort to walk over the stepping stones that cross the beck. It would have meant walking down a steep slope and then back up again. And I didn’t want to miss the bus back to Whitby.
Stepping stones
Where’s my fix of Keiran? Here he is on his first visit to the local playground. What an adventurer.
Keiran
And over in Indiana, Liesel has been buying fruit and veg to take back to Anchorage, as well as admiring the copious local bindweed.
The drive back home was uneventful. I stopped a couple of times to look at the view, well, because I could.
Hole of Horcum
This natural amphitheatre is near Saltergate Bank. It has a fascinating geological origin. A local giant, Wade the Giant, scooped up a handful of earth to throw at his wife during an argument, creating the hole, and leaving behind Blakey Topping where the earth landed. She must really have annoyed him.
That was a most enjoyable few days away, and I’m pleased to say that when I returned home, the stench of smoke had dissipated and the heatwave had eased off a bit.
In Indianapolis, Liesel, her Mom and Jyoti had therapeutic pedicures. Definitely needed after all the walking they’ve done.
Jyoti, Liesel, Leslie
I say walking, but I think some of it was running away from the giant squirrels they have in that part of the world.
Squirrel
Back home, back to normal, the only deadline being completion of the week’s radio show.
Yeah, Clammy and Hazy, not to be confused with the 1970s folk duo with the same name.
We’ve always wanted to visit Madagascar, that African island in the Indian Ocean, accidental home of Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe and Gloria the hippo, at least according to the Dreamworks films. Which, it turns out, are not actually documentaries.
It was a suitably hot day, temperature in the low 30s: so hot that the regular Friday walk which I’d planned to join for the first time in a few months was actually cancelled. The AC in the car struggled even on the short drive to Cheadle where along with the other grandparents, we watched Martha’s drama group perform their version of Madagascar. Martha was Melman, and she and all the other girls did a great job performing, singing and dancing. I did appreciate the guy with the longest neck and the biggest head sitting in front of me, but I’m used to it, I think he follows me around, even if he does vary his hairstyle from time to time.
Martha as Melman the giraffe
Meanwhile, in Newport, Orgeon, Liesel and her Mom had the whole beach very nearly to themselves. It was a bit cooler here, too, the temperature dropped from high 20s to 13°C.
Newport beach
And at the other extreme, in the antipodes, both Helen in Sydney and Pauline in Christchurch are enjoying mid-Winter. Keiran’s first Winter and he’s thoroughly enjoying it (I assume).
Keiran
Not only is it hot here (I don’t like saying it’s ‘too hot’ beacuse, to me, that’s much better than being ‘too cold’ and so much rarer), some wildfires have started. There’s a big one near Dovestone Reservoir in Oldham. Liesel has been for a walk in that area, and it’s a lovely part of the world. Not when it’s on fire though. Someone set fireworks off. Could have been a disposable barbecue, I suppose. Or just a discarded bottle focussing the Sun’s rays. It’s so easy to start a fire when all the grass is so dry. The worst thing is, the smoke travels miles. It even reaches Northenden, so when I woke up in the middle of the night, I just assumed that some local twat had lit a bonfire, but in this case, apparently not.
There are other wildfires near Tintwistle and Conwy in Wales, so pretty much whichever way the wind blows, Manchester’s going to be smoked like a kipper.
After so long without rain, I expected to see the river flowing at a lower level than usual, but not yet. Sitting on top of the weir like three gents at the urinals deliberately not standing next to each other, were a heron, a cormorant and a gull. Very exciting. Only, when I walked along the river a bit and looked back, it turns out the middle one was a Canada goose, not a cormorant. Sorry, but not as exciting.
Three little birds
The advice is to keep our windows closed to keep the smoke out. Despite the heat. And once the air inside has settled down, a fan can make things bearable. To the extent that, when you walk outside, you’re surprised by how smokey and hazy it is.
To get away from the heat, Liesel suggested I go to Whitby for a few days. Or Dundee even. I thought that was a bit extravagant and hmmed and hahed for a couple of days. Then the smoke came and the balance tipped in the favour of going away. But do you know the clincher? Rot13 Cvpxvat zl abfr naq svaqvat oynpx obtvrf. Dundee proved to be too far away (syurprise!) so I booked a cheap Airbnb in Whitby.
In the olden days, if a helicopter appeared, the local Chessington Facebook group would go mad, speculating and complaining about the noise.
Helicopter
Here in Northenden, I just assumed it was part of the crew dealing with the fires. Of course, it might be totally unrelated, but it was loud, even with the windows closed.
I made a quick trip to Wythenshawe amazed at how hazy everything looked. It doesn’t really show in my photos, but here’s a picture of Manchester that I found (borrowed from someone) on the internet.
Manchester through the haze. Thank you very much, Andrew Stuart on Instagram
I collected the children from school and I’m so glad I remembered to take a snack for them: chocolate brownie. Which, I’m pleased to say, hadn’t melted in the heatwave.
Some good news: the hopscotch pitches in the playground have been repaired, after being ruined by the builders.
Hopscotch
Back at home we started to play a game of Cockroach Poker, but didn’t have time to finish. William was pleased that he was winning when we stopped to eat dinner.
William
He accompanied me to the chippie where we bought fish and chips, and a pie for me. There being no space on the road, I parked in the Co-op car park which is, of course, for their customers only. William was quite adamant that I’d get in trouble and that if I did, I wasn’t to blame him!
After eating, I took Martha to her cricket game while Jenny picked up a couple of other team members. Cheadle CC v Didsbury CC.
When not playing, Martha and her team practiced their pogo skills and their handstands. Not the best way to field while playing cricket, but it’s jolly good fun.
Cheadle Handstand Club
Martha played very well scoring two 4s and her team won the match against what their coach, Matt, called their ‘biggest rivals’. To celebrate, the team built a human pyramid fairly successfully: fits of giggles suggest the experience was fun and best of all, no broken bones.
Human pyramid
Yes, going away for a few days to cool down and to breathe some fresh air, so I put together this week’s radio show fairly quickly. You can hear it live on Wythenshawe Radio WFM 97.2 on Sunday afternoon at 4pm get the link.
Liesel continues her adventures in America. She met up with her brother Aaron and his family and, since there was no cricket to watch, they enjoyed a baseball game instead.
Baseball in Eugene, Oregon
This was a homecoming for Liesel and her Mom, they used to live in Eugene, before their big Alaskan adventure.
A perfect opportunity for some sightseeing too.
Hecta Head LighthouseDepot Bay
Being on the west coast is great, because you can watch the Sun set over the Pacific. And if you’re really lucky, you might glimpse the famous but elusive green flash just as the Sun disappears completely. Well, on this occasion, at Nye Beach, Newport, Liesel had my kind of luck.
Nearly sunset
Things are looking good at this point, but then just a few minutes later…
What are the chances!
So, big heads in front of me at a show and clouds in front of the Sun at the moment of susnset. Life is full of obstructions, isn’t it! Still, onwards and upwards…
We didn’t visit Didsbury Makers Market this month (nothing unusual there) partly due to laziness but also due to being invited to join the family for lunch. We met up in Cheadle and enjoyed some delicious Lebanese food.
Martha with cap
Martha was still proudly wearing the cap she was presented with at the T20 match. Shazam let me down a bit, being unable to identify the music being played, Lebanese (I think) interpretations of popular western songs. Potential fodder for the radio show.
Liesel and her Mom started packing in earnest for their upcoming trip. Clothing for four seasons might be required so you can imagine the size of their cases.
We picked the children up from school and walked straight home on this occasion. It was threatening to rain, and we recalled the days when, if it were raining as we walked home from school, the children would walk slower and slower. No longer, thank goodness!
Indoors, Martha, with Oma’s help, made an earring holder from an old picture frame and some wire mesh. A very clever concept. Meanwhile, William was concentrating on his Minecraft-themed craft activity, gluing a million very small pixellated tiles to very small templates.
William the Minecraft crafter
After we’d wolfed down some pizzas, Martha was scheduled to play in another cricket match but this was cancelled when the rain became too hard. Before that point, she and the team had a spot of practice.
Martha batting
Did she hit the ball hard enough to smash a window in that nearby house? I couldn’t possibly comment.
Well, that’s two out of the three grandchildren, where’s the other one? Very civilised, Keiran took his Mama and Dada out for breakfast.
Helen, Keiran and Brent
Very nice breakfast at SeaSprout, Freshwater, a good choice of venue!
Liesel and her Mom flew from Manchester to London Heathrow, the first leg of their journey back to America, specifically to Seattle initially. And despite setting Google Maps to take me straight home, I still managed to miss a turning. It often happens. I’m not consciously aware of being emotionally challenged after such an airport parting, but maybe something is going on in the depths of the grey matter.
So I arrived home too late to join the regular walk around Northenden, but I went and joined the gang for a coffee anyway.
I wandered over to Wythenshawe Park to join that organised walk, but somehow missed everyone. I didn’t even have a coffee here before wandering back home again.
The soundtrack to my stroll was partly traffic, and partly birds singing, but nearer home, we just enjoy the sounds from the building site: diggers, pile drivers, excavators, pneumatic drills, lorries, generators, compressors, bulldozers and who know what else? Very loud, very rhythmic. And so a joy to have our windows open at home. Still, it’ll be nice when it’s finished…
Liesel and Leslie enjoyed their adventures with Holly and Pat (Holly’s Mom) in Washington state, USA, jetlag not being a big problem. They visited Lynden, Fairhaven and, by boat, Friday Harbor on San Juan Island (one of the San Juan Islands).
Leslie, Liesel and Holly in LyndenHolly and Liesel at Friday Harbor
I’m not sure whether they had dinner or supper that night, given that in the afternoon they consumed ice creams as big as standard sized human kidneys (I imagine).
American ice creams
Another day, another cricket match. This time, the venue was the home of Stockport Georgians Cricket Club, which is a lot further from home. Both William and Martha got in some good training, even though William wasn’t playing.
William’s idea of training: up a treeMartha’s idea of training: on a pogo stick
Martha had a good game, scoring two boundaries, bowling and fielding well. Her team, Cheadle Cricket Club Under 11s Lionesses won the game.
We’re in for another heatwave but that didn’t stop several of us from joining the walks. I do like the sunshine but when it’s this hot, I do like walking through the woods, and keeping to the shady side of the street where necessary.
We were a small but perfectly formed group this morning, as we strolled through Wythenshawe absorbing 27° and appreciating the half-hearted breeze that appeared from time to time.
Walking group
In other news, I have put together a couple of radio shows, and I’ve sorted through and recycled several piles of paper. Sometimes, indoors, I can hear a little bird above the sound of the building work. I think it’s some sort of small finch, but my Chirp-O-Matic app insists it’s a woodpecker. There is a queue of stuff to dispose of and that’s my aim, to complete that task before Liesel returns. I’ll try not to leave it all until the day before.
While I was enjoying my train journey to Reading, Liesel was having her own little adventure. On the way to Martha and Williama’s school Summer Fair (Fayre?), she got a puncture. Well, not Liesel herself, it was one of the car’s tyres. Less than two months ago, we bought a set of four brand new tyres, and here we are already with a puncture. It was sorted quickly by the nice young men at Halfords.
It was a momentous day down under too. Helen Scissorhands gave Keiran his first haircut.
Helen and Keiran
And afterwards, he still has more hair than I have.
After arriving in Reading, I took a bus to my Airbnb where Rosie welcomed me and as soon as I had privacy in my room, I had a lie down. Plans to do some sight-seeing in this town bit the dust, but later on, I did go for a bus ride and a wander while I sought somewhere nice to eat. In the end, I settled for nachos. Nothing special, but just what I needed at the time.
Whereas Northenden has 101 vape shops, Reading seems to specialise in mobile phone accessory outlets, several next to each other in one alleyway.
The George Hotel
No, I wasn’t staying at this old hotel, dating from 1506 apparently. I was in fact in the basement of a Buddhist retreat which I was grateful for, it was much cooler here than outside. Reading has a Business Improvement District and I was impressed by this four-tier floral display in the town centre.
A spot of colour
You learn something new every day. The idea for Paddington Bear came from Reading, and the Reading citizens are very ptoud of that.
Paddington Bear
After a good night’s sleep, I did wander the streets a bit more, despite the heat. I try not to be full-on British and complain that it’s too hot when we’ve been waiting so long for some warmth, but I did find myself heading for shade whenever possible.
Reading does have a heart, and as I walked by the River Kennet, I found it.
L’Armour by Stuart Melrose (2023)
From the explanatory plaque: The Reading Amnesty Art Project incorporates reclaimed weapons from knife amnesty bins, to form part of a sculpture for our local community.
Working with young people around ideas of reflection, peace, hope, togetherness and safety – Stuart Melrose has created ‘The Armoured Heart’ a symbol ol respect and love.
When knife crime happens, it affects everyone – real people and real lives. Every person matters. We need to respect each other and ourselves, and ensure that Reading is a safe place to live
Make a positive choice to not carry a knife or use violence.
Support each other and we can make Reading a safer place for everyone.
Many people were enjoying the sunshine in Forbury Gardens as I walked through on my pilgrimage to Reading Abbey. On this site, I encountered only a couple of other visitors, which I thought strange. The Abbey was founded in 1121 by the first King Henry and it has a fascinating history.
Reading AbbeyAncient and Modern
Here are some ruins with a very modern building, The Blade, in the background. Construction of this modern office block began in 2007, so it’s just 886 years younger than the Abbey.
I’m always on the lookout for songs for my radio show, so I was delighted to come across this one:
Sumer is icumen in
Sadly, there was nobody else around to hear my recitation. Their loss.
I sat on a park bench where I met and chatted with a retired Scottish guy who spends half his time in Romania. Following his recommendation, I have watched some videos on YouTube made by @BlackBeltBarrister, plenty of food for thought there.
While enjoying my late breakfast slash early lunch, I wasn’t expecting to see a Zebra go by. A Zebra is, of course, a Zero-Emission Bus for the Reading Area. But all the buses here seem to be colour-coded. The buses I used most often were Yellow 26 and Jet Black 1. While enjoying coffee and a muffin in BB’s, I watched someone taking pictures of all the buses going by. Other colours include Azure, Sky Blue 15a, Lime, Purple 17 and more. I saw one with Global Warming stripes as its livery. And the replacement buses all seem to be grey.
Zebra bus
Something else I thought was a very good, modern idea was, on buses terminating at the railway station, there was a display showing the next few train departure times and their platform numbers.
One job I don’t particularly fancy is that of Environmental Enforcement Officer, pounding the streets of Reading. I can’t believe the amount of equipment they carry around.
The reason for my visit to Reading this weekend was to attend Jesstival. Jessica Lee Morgan has just turned 50 years of age (she’s not coy about this fact) and she was celebrating by performing at The Purple Turtle with various guest musicians.
The Purple Turtle
I was pleased to meet Sue, another big music fan, who shares my birthday. It was hot outside but we agreed that the air conditioning inside was unnecessarily turned up to 11. Still, the music was good. Jess performed several 20-minute long sets with her partner Chris and other fellow musicians that she’s worked with at various points in the past.
Jessica Lee Morgan and Christian Thomas
They performed plenty of Jess’s own songs, plus a few Bowie tracks, and a few others from the old Those Were The Days shows. The tongue-twisting When did it all Begin was well-received by all.
Simon Adams played drums on a few songs. Jess played sax and kazoo but sadly not at the same time.
Terry Edwards with guitar
Frank Zappa wasn’t there today, but having his image outside the Accessible Toilet was quite funny, I thought.
Frank Zappa
Crispin ‘The Pump’ Taylor, a member of The Blow Monkeys, played the drums beginning with a fantastic cover of Son of a Preacher Man. Other covers included Dock of the Bay, Big Yellow Taxi, Lady Stardust, You’re so Vain, and of course, Those Were the Days.
Jessica and Saxophone
I’m sorry I didn’t get all the names, but I think we saw and heard Laurie Wright on bass, Pete Doyle, Jules Hay and Peter Byrne from Coda Led Zeppelin. Someone White was visiting from Brisbane and I think I heard the name Mick Anchor. Nor did I get around to getting a copy of the set list.
Jessica with kazoo and Mr White on drums
I was surprised that there was no food available at this pub, not even crisps, so, during one of the breaks I visited Subway, next door but one, and bought a dozen cookies which I was happy to share.
Under Pressure, Locomotive Breath, Play that Funky Music White Boy, I Heard it Through the Grapevine, Pink Floyd’s Money, Video Killed the Radio Star, Twentieth Century Boy and possibly my favourite song of the day, Sandy Denny’s Where Does the Time Go?
The gig finished about 9.30, with two of Jess’s own songs that we all sang along to, The Less Said The Better and This is My Love Song, ending very nearly six hours of entertainment. I caught a bus back to my accommodation but I don’t know why I bothered, it was only two stops!
Thanks to Jessica for the invitation and for the entertainment. I’m sorry that your parents weren’t there but I’m sure they celebrated your half-century in their own way!
I said farewell to Rosie before checking out after another good, comfortable night’s sleep. Although I did hear some Buddhist chanting fairly early. From the bus on the return journey to the station I spotted Muffin Break. I had breakfast here and a coffee. The coffee was so good, I had a second cup along with a muffin. It passed the time until my train turned up.
GWR Train
I saw this train at the station and thought that’s what trains are supposed to look like. It’s very nearly the same shade of green that the old Southern Region trains were, the ones that took us into London as children for many enjoyable days out in the capital.
It was good to be back home.
And good to pick the children up from school on a very hot day. The post-school snack, for all of us, was an ice cream in the park. Both Martha and William were pleased that the zipwire had been fixed.
WilliamMartha
I accidentally left my phone at home on the day we went to watch Martha’s cricket team play a match. She batted well and bowled a wicket, so we were very pleased that she was announced Player of the Match.
Martha about to slog a six
The weather this week was challenging. Very hot. So, one afternoon, Liesel, Leslie and I went to the movies. We enjoyed The Tuner although it was slightly more violent than anticipated. Again, too many adverts and trails though.
And the following evening, Liesel and I attended one of the few performances of The Surge: An Ode to Sinéad O’Connor at Aviva Studios. It’s always good of course to hear Sinéad’s voice, whether singing or speaking, but the troupe of ten dancers made the show.
The Surge Dancers
If I said they spent a lot of time dancing on park benches and moving them around the stage, you’d probably think, that sounds a bit daft. But no, it was a fascinating show, full of energy, skill and stamina.
While we were being entertained here, Martha was on the world stage. The Women’s T20 Cricket World Cup is taking place, and tonight at Old Trafford, Scotland played Sri Lanka. Martha was proud to be a mascot joining the Scottish team as they played and sang their national anthem, Flower of Scotland.
Martha the mascot
There’s a ceremony at the start of each match where they bring on the national flags, huge flags, and Liam volunteered to help carry the Sri Lanka one onto the field.
Of course, it was only fair that Martha lift the trophy, supported by her cousin.
Martha the World Cup winner with Annabel
It was well worth visiting Quarry Bank Mill for a quick walk. Mainly though, we went for the scones since Liesel and her Mom will be leaving very soon for America. Purple/pink flowers seem to be the flavour of the day.
FoxglovePoppy
There were plenty of bees and a couple of butterflies. But the insect we got closest to was a moth, back in our apartment block. Because it’s hot, we leave the windows open. And because the motion-senitive lights don’t work and stay on all night, loads of bugs fly in.
Box tree moth
It was beginning to cool down, no more 30° days for a short while. Quite pleasant in fact, especially with a light breeze. We heard some thunder rumbling in the distance but didn’t see any lightning. Certainly nothing like the 93,000 lightning strikes they’d experienced in Oban a few nights ago.
Martha enjoys drama and William is learning Spanish, so following these after-school activities, we collected the children from school. Back at our place, Martha and Oma painted rocks while William mostly walked, ran and jumped on and off the treadmill.
The last time we saw Bic Runga in concert was in a winery on Waiheke, an island just off Auckland, and that was seven years ago. So we couldn’t not see her on her first visit to the UK since then.
She appeared at The Deaf Institute in Manchester and on this occasion, we drove into town.
The support act was Silicon. Silicon is Bic’s husband Kody Nielson, Bic herself on drums and a backing vocalist, Cass. They were good, and on odd occasions, we could see them through the smoke.
Bic Runga on drums
Yes, the smoke machine wrangler was over-enthusiastic, and they had the machine turned off for a while.
Unfortunately, we were standing for the whole gig, but near the front. Bic performed songs from her latest album Red Sunset as well as some old favourites.
Cass (Basil?)
It was warm but I managed to make a single pint last for three hours. I hope I didn’t ruin anybody’s film of the show by singing along. Maybe I enhanced it?
Kody NielsonAh, that’s better, Bic on drumsAnd here she is, singing
After the show, we had enough time to queue up and speak to the star of the show. And she was happy to have her picture taken with all us riff-raff.
Bic Runga and Mick
I was going to tell her how she and I were practically related, but in the end, there was a queue behind and we had to leave. How are we related? Bic’s sister Boh was good friends with Cherie. At Cherie’s wedding to Andrew, Boh kissed him on the cheek. Fast forward several years and Andrew became my sister Pauline’s life partner, in Christchurch, New Zealand. So, is that cousins?
On the way home, we collected Liesel’s Mom from Jean’s house. They’d been out for the evening on a pub crawl or something.
The three of us had a nice walk around Dunham Massey, where the 500-year old oak tree is still standing albeit with even more support. We saw a few deer in the distance, but they were staying well away from people.
Purple
I was very pleased with this photo from the day, but I have no idea what it is: I can only assume it was a spontaneous click of the shutter when the phone was in my pocket.
When we arrived at Dunham Massey, I warned my mother-in-law not to sit on any of the benches here, especially in this weather, otherwise she’d turn into a Bright Starts Snuggle & Teethe plush toy.
Himalayan birch
We walk by these birch trees on every visit, Liesel’s favourite trees. We have a nice picture of silver birches at home too, painted by our multi-talented friend Una.
Stone marker
We must have walked by this stone many, many time before, but this time, we noticed it, probably an estate or parish boundary marker. No idea whether the inscription provides useful information or is just a spot of vandalism.
The rose garden was at its best today too, plenty of colour and some scents. My hay fever stayed at bay, at least for a while. And it was good to see so many bees and a few butterflies.
Rose gardenMore roses
Unfortunately the little bridge over the small stream is still closed. The stream is narrow enough to jump over really, but none of us risked it. Walking round the ‘long’ way gets in more steps, and we discover even more flowers.
Campion
It was fun to witness possibly this cygnet’s first diving lesson. On surfacing, it looked surprised is it shook its head.
Family of swans
The foxgloves are doing well this year, so many different shades of purple of a variety of patterns. Again, very attractive to the pollinators.
Foxglove
And, I think, this would be a wonderful design for a t-shirt.
Oh no, look what happened: she sat down.
Mother-in-law
Well, we did warn her. She is now a yellow giraffe attached to the bench with a ring.
Liesel and I had scones, well, it’s a National Trust property, after all, while Leslie, somehow restored to her human self, enjoyed an ice cream.
Martha’s cricket team played a match and we went over to Kingsway to support her. While batting, she scored a 6, knocking the ball over the boundary, in the direction of the bar. No damage though, they were playing with a light, plastic ball.
Martha the batsman
Here she is having just launched the ball into space.
After giving blood again, I joined the family at Jenny’s. Oma and Great Oma had managed to collect Martha and William from school without my assistance. Liesel and her Mom had made sushi rolls again for supper, which we all enjoyed.
According to Wikipedia, Rob Rinder is a British criminal. Oh, apparently I should read the whole sentence. Rob Rinder is a British criminal barrister and TV personality. He is also now a novelist and as his latest book, The Defence, is published, he came to see us in Bramhall, courtesy of Simply Books. The event took place in St Michael’s Church and after dining locally, we joined the queue.
Suitcases, not court cases
Yes, we’d dined at Trunk and I think we know where the name comes from.
It was an entertaining evening, although sometimes, thanks to the acoustics, it was hard to hear what he and the interviewer, Kay Crewdson were saying. They discussed the book of course, crime, Rylan, courtroom drama, it was a wide-ranging chat.
Kay Crewdson and Rob Rinder
Thanks to Kay for the photo: we were sitting too far back to take a decent picture.
Kay and Rob from afar
Let’s have a break from our own antics. Here’s some joy from the southern hemisphere.
Helen and Keiran
I attended another meeting of the WFM Volunteers, in Wythenshawe Forum. Well attended, and what a nice, warm room. Meanwhile, Liesel went over to watch Martha play in another cricket game.
Abney Hall has been on our mental list of places to vvisi for a while and today, we followed through. Barbara came and took Leslie out singing in a choir, and, even though it was a warm day, Liesel and I enjoyed a walk outside. We didn’t see inside the Hall itself, and again, this is a venue we’ll need to revisit in order to see more of the grounds.
Abney Waterfall
We spent most of the time in Abney Hall Park along with 101 dogs and their owners. The coffee bar (the most important part of the visit) was very cute, with a hand-painted but useless map of the grounds on the wall.
We didn’t pay the toll when we walked over the ten penny bridge. Don’t tell anyone.
Common wasp
This is the World’s First Recycled Plastic Bottle Lid Mural Trail! We only saw the wasp, but on another occasion, we will look out for more of these works of art. Designed and created by Plastic Shed in collaboration with local Stockport schools. That is a lot of bottle tops.
Hercule
Agatha Christie wrote two stories here at Abney Hall, and this bear is named Hercule. Coincidence?
There was a green man in the toilet, which could have been a bit scary if it were a wee bit darker.
Green ManAbney Hall
One thing I was surprised about was the amount of bindweed growing at this place. It really is trying to take over. But that’s not my battle any more. Thank goodness.