Yeah, Clammy and Hazy, not to be confused with the 1970s folk duo with the same name.
We’ve always wanted to visit Madagascar, that African island in the Indian Ocean, accidental home of Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe and Gloria the hippo, at least according to the Dreamworks films. Which, it turns out, are not actually documentaries.
It was a suitably hot day, temperature in the low 30s: so hot that the regular Friday walk which I’d planned to join for the first time in a few months was actually cancelled. The AC in the car struggled even on the short drive to Cheadle where along with the other grandparents, we watched Martha’s drama group perform their version of Madagascar. Martha was Melman, and she and all the other girls did a great job performing, singing and dancing. I did appreciate the guy with the longest neck and the biggest head sitting in front of me, but I’m used to it, I think he follows me around, even if he does vary his hairstyle from time to time.

Meanwhile, in Newport, Orgeon, Liesel and her Mom had the whole beach very nearly to themselves. It was a bit cooler here, too, the temperature dropped from high 20s to 13°C.

And at the other extreme, in the antipodes, both Helen in Sydney and Pauline in Christchurch are enjoying mid-Winter. Keiran’s first Winter and he’s thoroughly enjoying it (I assume).

Not only is it hot here (I don’t like saying it’s ‘too hot’ beacuse, to me, that’s much better than being ‘too cold’ and so much rarer), some wildfires have started. There’s a big one near Dovestone Reservoir in Oldham. Liesel has been for a walk in that area, and it’s a lovely part of the world. Not when it’s on fire though. Someone set fireworks off. Could have been a disposable barbecue, I suppose. Or just a discarded bottle focussing the Sun’s rays. It’s so easy to start a fire when all the grass is so dry. The worst thing is, the smoke travels miles. It even reaches Northenden, so when I woke up in the middle of the night, I just assumed that some local twat had lit a bonfire, but in this case, apparently not.
There are other wildfires near Tintwistle and Conwy in Wales, so pretty much whichever way the wind blows, Manchester’s going to be smoked like a kipper.
After so long without rain, I expected to see the river flowing at a lower level than usual, but not yet. Sitting on top of the weir like three gents at the urinals deliberately not standing next to each other, were a heron, a cormorant and a gull. Very exciting. Only, when I walked along the river a bit and looked back, it turns out the middle one was a Canada goose, not a cormorant. Sorry, but not as exciting.

The advice is to keep our windows closed to keep the smoke out. Despite the heat. And once the air inside has settled down, a fan can make things bearable. To the extent that, when you walk outside, you’re surprised by how smokey and hazy it is.
To get away from the heat, Liesel suggested I go to Whitby for a few days. Or Dundee even. I thought that was a bit extravagant and hmmed and hahed for a couple of days. Then the smoke came and the balance tipped in the favour of going away. But do you know the clincher? Rot13 Cvpxvat zl abfr naq svaqvat oynpx obtvrf. Dundee proved to be too far away (syurprise!) so I booked a cheap Airbnb in Whitby.
In the olden days, if a helicopter appeared, the local Chessington Facebook group would go mad, speculating and complaining about the noise.

Here in Northenden, I just assumed it was part of the crew dealing with the fires. Of course, it might be totally unrelated, but it was loud, even with the windows closed.
I made a quick trip to Wythenshawe amazed at how hazy everything looked. It doesn’t really show in my photos, but here’s a picture of Manchester that I found (borrowed from someone) on the internet.

I collected the children from school and I’m so glad I remembered to take a snack for them: chocolate brownie. Which, I’m pleased to say, hadn’t melted in the heatwave.
Some good news: the hopscotch pitches in the playground have been repaired, after being ruined by the builders.

Back at home we started to play a game of Cockroach Poker, but didn’t have time to finish. William was pleased that he was winning when we stopped to eat dinner.

He accompanied me to the chippie where we bought fish and chips, and a pie for me. There being no space on the road, I parked in the Co-op car park which is, of course, for their customers only. William was quite adamant that I’d get in trouble and that if I did, I wasn’t to blame him!
After eating, I took Martha to her cricket game while Jenny picked up a couple of other team members. Cheadle CC v Didsbury CC.
When not playing, Martha and her team practiced their pogo skills and their handstands. Not the best way to field while playing cricket, but it’s jolly good fun.

Martha played very well scoring two 4s and her team won the match against what their coach, Matt, called their ‘biggest rivals’. To celebrate, the team built a human pyramid fairly successfully: fits of giggles suggest the experience was fun and best of all, no broken bones.

Yes, going away for a few days to cool down and to breathe some fresh air, so I put together this week’s radio show fairly quickly. You can hear it live on Wythenshawe Radio WFM 97.2 on Sunday afternoon at 4pm get the link.
Liesel continues her adventures in America. She met up with her brother Aaron and his family and, since there was no cricket to watch, they enjoyed a baseball game instead.

This was a homecoming for Liesel and her Mom, they used to live in Eugene, before their big Alaskan adventure.
A perfect opportunity for some sightseeing too.


Being on the west coast is great, because you can watch the Sun set over the Pacific. And if you’re really lucky, you might glimpse the famous but elusive green flash just as the Sun disappears completely. Well, on this occasion, at Nye Beach, Newport, Liesel had my kind of luck.

Things are looking good at this point, but then just a few minutes later…

So, big heads in front of me at a show and clouds in front of the Sun at the moment of susnset. Life is full of obstructions, isn’t it! Still, onwards and upwards…






































































































































