Spot the judges

Martha enjoys drama and William is learning Spanish, so following these after-school activities, we collected the children from school. Back at our place, Martha and Oma painted rocks while William mostly walked, ran and jumped on and off the treadmill.

The last time we saw Bic Runga in concert was in a winery on Waiheke, an island just off Auckland, and that was seven years ago. So we couldn’t not see her on her first visit to the UK since then.

She appeared at The Deaf Institute in Manchester and on this occasion, we drove into town.

The support act was Silicon. Silicon is Bic’s husband Kody Nielson, Bic herself on drums and a backing vocalist, Cass. They were good, and on odd occasions, we could see them through the smoke.

Bic Runga on drums

Yes, the smoke machine wrangler was over-enthusiastic, and they had the machine turned off for a while.

Unfortunately, we were standing for the whole gig, but near the front. Bic performed songs from her latest album Red Sunset as well as some old favourites.

Cass (Basil?)

It was warm but I managed to make a single pint last for three hours. I hope I didn’t ruin anybody’s film of the show by singing along. Maybe I enhanced it?

Kody Nielson
Ah, that’s better, Bic on drums
And here she is, singing

After the show, we had enough time to queue up and speak to the star of the show. And she was happy to have her picture taken with all us riff-raff.

Bic Runga and Mick

I was going to tell her how she and I were practically related, but in the end, there was a queue behind and we had to leave. How are we related? Bic’s sister Boh was good friends with Cherie. At Cherie’s wedding to Andrew, Boh kissed him on the cheek. Fast forward several years and Andrew became my sister Pauline’s life partner, in Christchurch, New Zealand. So, is that cousins?

On the way home, we collected Liesel’s Mom from Jean’s house. They’d been out for the evening on a pub crawl or something.

The three of us had a nice walk around Dunham Massey, where the 500-year old oak tree is still standing albeit with even more support. We saw a few deer in the distance, but they were staying well away from people.

Purple

I was very pleased with this photo from the day, but I have no idea what it is: I can only assume it was a spontaneous click of the shutter when the phone was in my pocket.

When we arrived at Dunham Massey, I warned my mother-in-law not to sit on any of the benches here, especially in this weather, otherwise she’d turn into a Bright Starts Snuggle & Teethe plush toy.

Himalayan birch

We walk by these birch trees on every visit, Liesel’s favourite trees. We have a nice picture of silver birches at home too, painted by our multi-talented friend Una.

Stone marker

We must have walked by this stone many, many time before, but this time, we noticed it, probably an estate or parish boundary marker. No idea whether the inscription provides useful information or is just a spot of vandalism.

The rose garden was at its best today too, plenty of colour and some scents. My hay fever stayed at bay, at least for a while. And it was good to see so many bees and a few butterflies.

Rose garden
More roses

Unfortunately the little bridge over the small stream is still closed. The stream is narrow enough to jump over really, but none of us risked it. Walking round the ‘long’ way gets in more steps, and we discover even more flowers.

Campion

It was fun to witness possibly this cygnet’s first diving lesson. On surfacing, it looked surprised is it shook its head.

Family of swans

The foxgloves are doing well this year, so many different shades of purple of a variety of patterns. Again, very attractive to the pollinators.

Foxglove

And, I think, this would be a wonderful design for a t-shirt.

Oh no, look what happened: she sat down.

Mother-in-law

Well, we did warn her. She is now a yellow giraffe attached to the bench with a ring.

Liesel and I had scones, well, it’s a National Trust property, after all, while Leslie, somehow restored to her human self, enjoyed an ice cream.

Martha’s cricket team played a match and we went over to Kingsway to support her. While batting, she scored a 6, knocking the ball over the boundary, in the direction of the bar. No damage though, they were playing with a light, plastic ball.

Martha the batsman

Here she is having just launched the ball into space.

After giving blood again, I joined the family at Jenny’s. Oma and Great Oma had managed to collect Martha and William from school without my assistance. Liesel and her Mom had made sushi rolls again for supper, which we all enjoyed.

According to Wikipedia, Rob Rinder is a British criminal. Oh, apparently I should read the whole sentence. Rob Rinder is a British criminal barrister and TV personality. He is also now a novelist and as his latest book, The Defence, is published, he came to see us in Bramhall, courtesy of Simply Books. The event took place in St Michael’s Church and after dining locally, we joined the queue.

Suitcases, not court cases

Yes, we’d dined at Trunk and I think we know where the name comes from.

It was an entertaining evening, although sometimes, thanks to the acoustics, it was hard to hear what he and the interviewer, Kay Crewdson were saying. They discussed the book of course, crime, Rylan, courtroom drama, it was a wide-ranging chat.

Kay Crewdson and Rob Rinder

Thanks to Kay for the photo: we were sitting too far back to take a decent picture.

Kay and Rob from afar

Let’s have a break from our own antics. Here’s some joy from the southern hemisphere.

Helen and Keiran

I attended another meeting of the WFM Volunteers, in Wythenshawe Forum. Well attended, and what a nice, warm room. Meanwhile, Liesel went over to watch Martha play in another cricket game.

Abney Hall has been on our mental list of places to vvisi for a while and today, we followed through. Barbara came and took Leslie out singing in a choir, and, even though it was a warm day, Liesel and I enjoyed a walk outside. We didn’t see inside the Hall itself, and again, this is a venue we’ll need to revisit in order to see more of the grounds.

Abney Waterfall

We spent most of the time in Abney Hall Park along with 101 dogs and their owners. The coffee bar (the most important part of the visit) was very cute, with a hand-painted but useless map of the grounds on the wall.

We didn’t pay the toll when we walked over the ten penny bridge. Don’t tell anyone.

Common wasp

This is the World’s First Recycled Plastic Bottle Lid Mural Trail! We only saw the wasp, but on another occasion, we will look out for more of these works of art. Designed and created by Plastic Shed in collaboration with local Stockport schools. That is a lot of bottle tops.

Hercule

Agatha Christie wrote two stories here at Abney Hall, and this bear is named Hercule. Coincidence?

There was a green man in the toilet, which could have been a bit scary if it were a wee bit darker.

Green Man
Abney Hall

One thing I was surprised about was the amount of bindweed growing at this place. It really is trying to take over. But that’s not my battle any more. Thank goodness.

Let the train…

Usually, these posts appear in chronological order. This one is an exception. Something that I needed to get off my chest, so I can sleep well tonight.

A couple of weeks ago, we’d successfully paid a visit to Manchester by train, so I thought I’d travel by train for a couple of days away in Reading. Apart from anything else, it would be rude to deprive Liesel of the car for the weekend.

Liesel dropped me off at Gatley station from where the train took me to Manchester Piccadilly. This is a busy station but I found the platform for my Reading train easily enough. So far, so good. I even found my booked seat. I made a mental note that this train’s final destination is Bournemouth, so, one day, we might travel to the south coast this week.

I was enjoying the ride, reading a book, when the train was held at a red light. Apparently, there were trespassers on the line and it was taking a long time for the police to get there to remove them. Someone suggested a protester had superglued themselves to the track. Someone else said it might be cattle or sheep on the track.

It’s so long since we last took a long train ride, I was gobsmacked that the wifi was working at all, never mind quite well and consistently. The train guard wasn’t saying anything, other then apologising for the delay and we’d be on the move as soon as possible. Via the Trainline app, I wondered whether the Travel Assistant AI chatbot would be of any use. Well, yes and no.

This Travel Assistant is powered by Al and its contant may be surprising or inaccurate. Please don’t input sensitive informationn like credit card or phone numbers.

[As if I would.]

Hi! How can I help you with your booking?

I said: My outbound journey was delayed by an hour or so, do I get compensation?

Based on the real-time information and compensation guidelines, here’s what you need to know about claiming compensation for your delayed journey:

Yes, you should be eligible for Delay Repay compensation since your train experienced significant delays and appears to have been cancelled partway through the journey.

[Well this was news to me. I chose not to share it with my fellow passengers: it might be wrong.]

CrossCountry operates Delay Repay you can claim compensation when your train is delayed by 15 minutes or more… etc

How to claim: Visit the CrossCountry website or contact them directly to make your Delay Repay claim… etc

Claims can usually be made online and you can choose compensation as a refund or rail vouchers.

Important: If you didn’t complete your journey due to the cancellation and had to make alternative arrangements, you might want to consider claiming a refund instead of Delay Repay compensation. Would you like me to help you with anything else regarding your booking or journey?

[At this point, I just assumed I would complete my journey, even if I was an hour or so late arriving in Reading.]

I said: The train guard hasn’t yet told us anything about a cancellation

I can see what’s happening with your train. Your Cross Country service from Manchester Piccadilly is currently running about 1 hour and 13 minutes late. Here’s the situation:
Current Status:
Your train departed Manchester Piccadilly
on time at 11:25 It’s been running late since Stockport (about 1-2 minutes initially) The delay has increased significantly – it’s now estimated to arrive at Stoke-on-Trent at 13:16 (originally 12:03)

The service is cancelled from Birmingham New Street onwards – thus it won’t continue to Reading. For Delay Repay compensation: Yes, you’ll be eligible since your train is delayed by more than 15 minutes

Cross Country operates Delay Repay… [yeah yeah you said all that already]

The train guard should make announcements about alternative arrangements when you reach Birmingham New Street. You’ll likely need to catch a different service to complete your journey to Reading. Keep your ticket as you’ll need it for any compensation claim. Would you like me to look for alternative trains from Birmingham New Street to Reading to help you plan the rest of your Joumey?

I said: yes that would be helpful please

Good news! Since your original train is disrupted, your Advance Single ticket is valid on these later CrossCountry services at no extra cost.

[Very generous]

Here are the next available direct trains from Manchester Piccadilly to Reading:
Status updated at 12:19
14:25 On time Manchester Piccadilly 17:41 On time Reading
15:25 On time Manchester Piccadilly… etc

If you keep your original ticket and your journey runs late, you may be able to claim Delay Repay compensation… etc [Yeah, yeah]

The 14:25 departure would be your best option to minimise the overall delay to your journey.

[Is it really suggesting I have time to return to Manchester to catch this later train?]

I said: what time will the earliest train depart from Birmingham New Street?

I understand you’re asking about trains from Birmingham New Street specifically. However, the alternative journeys I can show you are the free options available with your ticket, which are all direct services from Manchester Piccadilly to Reading.

Since your original train terminates at
Birmingham New Street, you’d need to catch
one of these later direct services from
Manchester instead. The earliest available
option is:
14:25 departure from Manchester Piccadilly
Arrives Reading at 17:41
Direct service (no changes needed)
Platform 4
Free to use with your existing ticket.

This would be much more convenient than
trying to piece together a journey from Birmingham New Street, as you’d avoid the
hassle of changing trains and potentially
buying additional tickets.

[So, I can avoid the hassle of changing trains to continue on to Reading by chnaging trains, going back to Manchester, and catching another Reading-bound train?]

Would you like to head back to Manchester Piccadilly to catch the 14:25 service, or would you prefer to explore other options?

I said: No that’s a ridiculous suggestion. Tell me which train to catch from Birmingham New Street to Reading

I understand you need trains specifically from Birmingham New Street to Reading.
Unfortunately, the system I have access to
only shows me the free alternative journeys
available with your original ticket, which are all from Manchester Piccadilly

[Well the system needs to change so you do have access to more sensible alternatives.]

For specific train times from Birmingham New Street to Reading, you’ll need to:
Check the departure boards at Birmingham New Street station.
Ask station staff for the next available services.
Use the National Rail app or website for live departure information.
Since your onginal ticket was for a direct Manchester to Reading service, any onward
journey from Birmingham New Street would likely require a separate ticket purchase.

Is there anything else I can help you with regarding your original booking or compensation claim?

I said: No you’ve been absolutely useless. There will be a lot of disgruntled passengers at Birmingham New Street: this train-ful of people will squeeze onto the next available train which will already be full

I completely understand your frustration – it’s

[No you don’t, you’re a badly programmed chatbot.]

really annoying when trains get cancelled and you’re left stranded. You’re absolutely right that Birmingham New Street will be chaotic with everyone trying to get on the next available services.
Unfortunately, I can only show you the free alternative journeys that are valid with your existing ticket, which are all from Manchester Piccadilly, I don’t have access to search for connecting services from Birmingham New Street to Reading.

For trains from Birmingham New Street
onwards, you’ll need to:

Check the live departure boards… etc

I know this isn’t the halp you were hoping for, and I’m sorry I cant provide the specific Birmingham to Reading train times you need right now.

Is there anything else I can help you with, perhaps regarding compensation for the disruption to your journey?

[At this point, the train guard announced that this train would terminate at Stafford, well before Birmingham New Street]

I said: I have to wait at Stafford for the next train to Reading

I understand you’re stuck waiting at Stafford – that’s really frustrating. Unfortunately, I can only show you the free alternative journeys that are valid with your existing ticket, which are all direct services from Manchester Piccadilly to Reading.

[It still wants me to return to Manchester.]

Since you’re already partway through your
joumey at Stafford, you’ll need to:
Check the departure boards at Stafford
station for the next available services to
Reading
Ask station staff… etc

I know this isn’t ideal when you’re already stranded and waiting.

[Far from ideal.]

For future reference, you do have free alternative direct services available from Manchester Piccadilly, but I understand that doesn’t help you right now.

You should definitely be able to claim Delay
Repay compensation from CrossCountry for
this disruption…

[Yes, I know, that’s all in hand. It should be an automatic thing to compensate all affected passengers, you know who we are, but I know that by telling us we have to apply for compensation, you know a certain percentage of people will forget thus saving the train company money. My problem right now is, I want to get to Reading. Stop going on about claiming compensation.]

Is there anything else I can help you with regarding your booking or compensation
claim?

[Stop asking this pointless question.]

I said: I will claim compensation for the delay, but can I also claim for the cost of events in Reading that I will potentially miss?

[There wasn’t anything really but I wanted to test the bot to its limits.]

I understand you’re concerned about missing events in Reading due to the delay – that’s really frustrating on top of everything else.
For Delay Repay compensation, you can
definitely claim from CrossCountry for the train delay itself. This covers the disruption to your rail journey.
However, for additional costs like missed
events, I’m not able to advise on what
Cross Country might cover beyond the
standard Delay Repay scheme. Train
operators have different policies regarding
consequential losses (like missed events, hotel bookings, etc.).

What I’d suggest:
Make your Delay Repay claim first for the
train delay. When you contact Cross Country about compensation, explain the full impact of the delay including any events you’ve missed. They’ll be able to advise what additional compensation, if any, might be available.
You could also check if you have travel insurance that might cover missed events due to transport delays.
Sorry I can’t give you a definitive answer the event coels-the train operators handle these cases individually based on their own policies.

Is there anything else I can help you with regarding your booking?

I said: How can I save this chat?

Sorry, I cannot help with that. I can only assist with train bookings and Trainline related enquiries.

Is there anything else I can help you with regarding your journey or booking?

[No.]

And that’s it.

In the end, I saved the chat by taking a screendump of the whole thing.

Eventually, we reached Stafford and we all disembarked. The next train turned up, full as expected, and the person in my booked seat wouldn’t let me sit on her lap. Even this train, the service that followed my original one, was running late. The obvious solution is of course to go faster. But that was impractical. No, CrossCountry’s solution was to terminate this train at Leamington Spa! I am not making this up. So, after standing for a long time, two trains’ worth of hot, sweaty, peeved passengers disembarked at Leamington Spa. A lovely place, I’m sure, under different circumstances.

The next Bournemouth via Reading train turned up. I let most people board it. I chose to wait because I noticed that the next train to turn up was for Reading. I hoped it would be less busy, and that worked out. I even got a seat and after a few stops around Oxford, I arrived at Reading Station. Only three hours late. By the time I disembarked here, I’d already put in my claim for my Delay Repay payment. And I didn’t even return to Manchester to catch a later train. Thank goodness. Because if I had been able to do that, I would still have been kicked off at Leamington Spa.

Yes, I know the initial problem, trespassers on the line, can’t be helped, but I think the train company’s solutions to this and to subsequent events were not good enough. They may have saved money by not running all the trains to their final destinations, but we passengers (oops, customers) who were very badly mistreated.

A couple of days later, it was time to return home. At Reading station, the train from Bournemouth arrived a few minutes late and a herd, a horde of people boarded, many with huge cases. I found my booked seat but there was someone in it. I asked her to move. She didn’t. She showed me her ticket. Her seat was the one next to mine. But there was someone else sitting there. I got my phone out to see if there was a way to get in touch with the train guard without having to walk up and down the train. This horrid person asked, “Are you taking my picture?” “No. Why would I want to take your picture?” you rude, antisocial, nasty piece of work, I don’t need a memento of your ugly face, thanks very much. I didn’t say that last bit.

A couple of rows behind, there was an empty seat. I asked a really nice lady if I could sit there for a minute while I resolved my issue. It was a hot and sticky day already and even though the train was cooler than outside, I really was sweating a lot now. On Saturday, something went wrong but I got there in the end. Today, though, this felt more personal. So I revisited the online Train Assistant, as it was so useful the other day…

I said: I’m on the return journey, someone is in my seat C 49 and won’t move

I understand how frustrating that must be! Unfortunately, I can’t help directly with seat disputes as this needs to be resolved with the train crew.

[I think a useful feature for this Train Assistant would be the ability to send ‘help’ or other messages to the train crew or another person if relevant. The clue is in the word ‘assistant’] 

Here’s what you should do Find a member of the train crew (conductor, guard, or ticket inspector) Show them your ticket with your reserved seat number (C49) They have the authority to help resolve the seating issue The train crew check the other passenger’s ticket and help sort out the situation. They’re experienced in handling these matters and will be able to assist you properly.
Is there anything else I can help you with regarding your journey?

I said: where would I find the crew? towards the front or the rear of the train?

Train crew members typically move throughout the train during the journey, so they’re not always in one specific location. However, here are some tips for finding them:
Look for them walking through the carriages – they regularly patrol the train checking tickets.
Check near the doors between carriages: crew often position themselves there.
Try the front or carriages crew sometimes have designated areas there.
Listen for announcements: they’ll often announce their location when making stops
If you can’t spot them immediately, you could also: Press the passenger alarm (only in genuine emergencies)
Ask other passengers if they’ve seen crew recently

[No, I didn’t press the alarm. And the lady I sat next to hadn’t seen any crew member. After a couple of minutes, there was an announcement. Lots of information, but nothing regarding whether I should walk towards the front or the back of the train to find him]

Wait a few minutes – they usually walk through each carriage regularly Since you’re dealing with a seating issue, the crew will definitely want to help resolve this for you. They should be doing ticket checks during the journey, so keep an eye out for them.
Is there anything else I can help you with?

I said: how many carriages on this train?

I can see from the real-time information that your train is a Cross Country service, but unfortunately the system doesn’t show specific details about the number of carriages your train… etc
The good news is that your train appears to be running on time overall, so the crew should be doing their regular ticket checks and patrols…
Is there anything else I can help you with?

I said: is there a way to contact the crew without moving through a moving train which some of us might find difficult?

I completely understand – moving through a moving train can be challenging and uncomfortable for many people. Here are some options that don’t require you to walk through the train.
Wait for the crew to come to you they regularly patrol… etc

The seating issue definitely needs resolving, and the crew will went to help you. They’re trained to handle these situations and will sort it out once they’re aware of the problem.
Is there anything else I can help you with while you wait for the crew to come through?
Your train is still running well and should get you to Manchester Piccadilly on time. Is there anything else I can help you with while you’re waiting for this to be resolved?

I said: can you give me a nice recipe for rhubarb crumble?

Sorry, I cannot help with that. I can only assist with questions related to your train journey and Trainline bookings. Is there anything else I can help you with regarding your current journey from Readingto Manchester Piccadilly?

I said: but i want to prepare that dessert on the train, so it is relevant

Sorry, I cannot help with that. I can only assist with questions related to your train joumey end Trainiline bookings, such as ticket information, delays, or travel-related queries. Is there anything else I can help you with regarding your current joumey from Reading to Manchester Piccadilly?

I said: i don’t believe a crew member will be walking through any time soon, I didn’t see one at all on my outward journey

I understand your concern if you didn’t see any crew on your outward journey, that is unusual as they typically do ticket checks and patrols throughout the journey.

Here are a few other suggestions:
Wait until the next station stop this might be your best option as you can safely approach crew on the platform or find them more easily when the train is stationary.
Ask nearby passengers if they ve seen any crew
Check if there’s a customer information
point or help button in your carriage area
The seating issue with someone in your
reserved seat C49 really does need resolving,
especially since you’ve paid for that specific
seat. Train operators have a responsibility to
ensure passengers can use their reserved
seats
If you still can’t locate crew, you might want to consider contacting CrossCountry directly after your journey to report the issue.
Is there anything else I can help you with regarding your journey?

I said: how long until the next stop? Oxford is it?

Yes, you’re right-Oxford is the next stop! Looking at the real time information, your train is currently running about 2 minutes late and is scheduled to arrive at Oxford at 12:40 PM (originally 12:38 PM) Since it’s currently 12:32 PM, you should be arriving at Oxford in about 8 minutes.
This could be a good opportunity to:
Look for train crew on the platform when you stop at Oxford
Approach them about the seating issue with seat C49 while the train is stationary
It’s much easier and safer to move around when the train has stopped
The train will only stop at Oxford for about 2 minutes (departing at 12:41 PM), so if you do see crew on the platform, make sure to get their attention quickly about your reserved seat situation.
Is there anything else I can help you with?

I said: if I ask you to stop asking if there is anything else you can help me with, would you comply? because it’s really annoying

Absolutely, I’ll stop asking that question.
Thanks for letting me know!

[An hour and a half into the journey, a crew member did come through the carriage to check tickets. He wasn’t a guard, he was the Train Captain. Oops, sorry, Sir. He spoke to the woman in my seat. He spoke to the girl sitting in that woman’s seat. He spoke to that girl’s Dad who was in the seat behind. It turns out that the same seat number had been allocated to two different people. Not me, but there was now a daisy-chain of people sitting in the wrong seats. Captain Craig came and suggested I move to First Class and if anyone else queried my presence there, to say Craig sent me.]

I said: cheers, anyway the good news is Craig the train captain sent me to First Class since there had been a problem with a double-bocked seat, not mine

That’s brilliant news! Craig sounds like a proper legend for sorting that out for you
Getting upgraded to First Class because of their double booking mistake is a nice result, much better than having to deal with someone refusing to move from your seat
Hope you enjoy the rest of your journey to Manchester in comfort now!

I said: what could be better than a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

That sounds perfect for a First Class journey!
Nothing beats a proper cup of tee and biscuits when you’re settled in comfortably on the train. Enjoy the upgrade and the rest of your journey to Manchester!

Well, the rest of the journey was good, I had a comfortable seat, and I checked several times that this seat was designated ‘Available’ rather than ‘Reserved from…’ some other place. I did have a cup of tea and some biscuits, expecting to receive something more substantial later on.

My neighbour here was a tattooed gentleman, something in Chinese on one arm, something more geometric on the other.

We made good progress, I read my book, I looked out of the window and I kept an eye on our location.

Just before Stoke, we were told that due to a points failure at Macclesfield, the train would be diverted, missing out Macclesfield and the stop after Stoke would be Stockport.

As time went on, the ETA at Manchester retreated into the distance. I was chatting with Liesel and we agreed that I should get off at Stockport where she could pick my hot, sticky, sweaty, stinky carcass. Thanks, Liesel. The train was by now 50 minutes later than scheduled, which means I can claim half of my fare back.

Let the train take the strain. Well, I notice adverts don’t say that any more, and I think I know why.

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That’s Entertainment

The three of us enjoyed the drive to Buxton, apart from the ever present traffic jam as we turn on to the A6. We parked up in the station car park and walked to Baileys Bar and Restaurant. We were joined by Jenny and the family for a long and leisurely lunch. No dessert for me since I couldn’t finish my main course. I’ll know better next time.

It was a short walk to the Pavilion Arts Centre. We were here to watch The Wrong Trousers on a big screen, accompanied by a live brass band.

Early sketch

I first saw The Wrong Trousers at the National Film Theatre as part of that year’s London Film Festival. This was the support film for the main attraction, Kate Bush’s own film The Line, The Cross and the Curve. This featured songs from her then new album The Red Shoes. Kate was in attendance with a near look-alike who I wrongly assumed was her sister. Kate had black hair, her friend white. After The Wrong Trousers, Kate presented her own film and said she hoped it lived up to the animated one. Well, it was alright, featuring Miranda Richardson and Lindsay Kemp, but I’ve watched The Wrong Trousers more often since then. In an article in The Guardian in 2005, she referred to her film as ‘a load of bollocks’.

On this occasion in Buxton, we all enjoyed Wallace and Gromit’s adventures again, as well as the accompanying music played by The Fairey Band

The KNDS Fairey Band

As a prelude, the band played a few other tunes and Liesel and I agreed, we should go and see more brass bands in concert.

After the film, we walked back to the car park amd went our separate ways. Many people like and appreciate the cute little Derbyshire town, Buxton, and of course, it does have one very big fan.

Buxton Railway Station Fan Window

This large fan window formed part of a pair of stations at Buxton which were opened in 1863 by the London & North Western and Midland Railway companies. The fan window, with its associated screen wall, is listed Grade II and is all that remains of the original London & North Western station.

Time for a Grandad and Oma boast. Here is our Keiran.

Keiran

He’s the one at the front in the middle, in case you were wondering.

And it’s only fair to share a photo of Keiran’s cousin, William.

Eleven Little Monsters

After picking William and Martha up from school, we took them to a local library where we read books, looked at books and in one case, decided they didn’t want the books that had been reserved. We’ll overlook the inspirational quote by JKR on the wall, but I like this one from Doctor Who: “You want weapons? We’re in a Library. Books are the best weapon in the world. This room’s the greatest arsenal we could have. Arm Yourself!” From Tooth and Claw in Season 2, by Russell T. Davies.

Ah, but what about Martha? Well, here she is with Jenny at the theatre in Buxon a couple of days ago.

Jenny and Martha

After dropping the grandchildren off at their home, Liesel, Leslie and I drove into Salford, yes, another visit to The Lowry. We had a meal at The Banana Tree which was OK but maybe a bit fast-food-ish. This time, I planned ahead, saved my self for dessert.

In The Lowry we settled down for The Ballad of Johnny and June, the story of country singers Johnny Cash and June Carter. We were to one side of the stage, so maybe not the best view, but the story was told well, from the point of view of their son John Carter Cash.

The fact that I tripped up the stairs before the interval, in the dark, is totally irrelevant.

But the music was good: I sang along occasionally despite the uxorial elbow in the ribs.

The cast of The Ballad of Johnny and June

We’re all looking forward to the 2048 Olympics, and following the maiden voyage in our homemade time machine, we have an exclusive photo of the first gold medal winner from that year’s event.

Yes, it’s Keiran!

Our second night out in a row this week was to our local theatre, just up the road from home. Northenden Players Theatre Club put on a performance of Dracula, the Bloody Truth, by John Nicholson. Four actors played forty different roles and they did a great job. Being on the front row could have been intimidating but it was no problem.

The costume changes were very quick, I reckon they rehearsed a lot. It was obviously derived from Bram Stoker’s novel, but it wasn’t at all scary.

The cast of Dracula, the Bloody Truth

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Books and paintings

Haworth has been on our mental list of places to visit for quite a long time. And while Barbara took Leslie out to the seaside, Liesel and I drove over to Brontë country. It was a beautiful day for a walk around the village, following a really old route map.

Victorian postbox

Yes, an old postbox was the first real splash of colour we saw after parking next to the railway station.

Old engines

This picture looks like a toy trainset, but that’s just because we were looking slightly down on these old things. There were a couple of engineers at work too: always good to see people working hard when I don’t have to!

It was a nice wander through the countryside, a few inclines but nothing too bad. Does the wind turbine ruin the view?

Wind turbine

Well, having only one didn’t seem to be a big problem, to me. Except, it alone won’t generate much electricity! But later on, from a different perspective, we noticed there were in fact quite a few more.

Would you like to see a picture Liesel standing on a cute little stone bridge, watching a train go by? Here you go:

Liesel on a packhorse bridge

We passed by the house that features in the film The Railway Children, The Three Chimneys, known as Bents House in real life.

The Three Chimneys

And then we passed through Perks’ Stile, not a real stile at all, just a gap in the wall. But this was a mistake. Thinking we were still on our intended route, we forced our way along an increasingly narrow path, being very intimate with all the overgrown vegetation, including nettles.

No wind farm

We passed by a few signs like this, so it seems the locals aren’t all that keen on wind turbines, after all. But I think on a really windy day, when you see those blades whizzing round at 45rpm, you could say, “Wow, look at them turbines, they’re wuthering well today”, thus bringing back that lovely old word into common usage.

So, having realised our mistake, we plotted our replacement, emergency walk back into Haworth itself. And yes, of course we enjoyed the views. And we’ll have to come back to Haworth sometime to follow the whole route correctly! I haven’t read Wuthering Heights since I was at school, maybe it’s time to read it again.

Selfie of the day

And another splash of colour, although sometimes when the blooms are in direct sunshine, the phone camera doesn’t always see the finer details.

Climbing rose

We had time for a quick lunch at the pub before walking through Central Park and back to the station.

Central Park

Ten years on and I’m still having work-related dreams. Total nonsense, in which the location doesn’t match the job and it’s the wrong manager for that company. Most days, I can’t remember my dreams, so it’s really annoying when I do remember and it’s this crap.

We drove to Didsbury, Liesel dropped me off at M&S, collected a lady with a cake, and they drove off to the WI coffee morning at the Metropolitan. I dropped a bag of CDs off at Oxfam, bought some bread and walked over to the Metropolitan where, after breakfast, Liesel drove us back home. Then, more excitingly, in the afternoon, we visited RHS Bridgewater again for a bit of a wander amongst the flowers.

Irises

We ate lunch outside, regretting that we hadn’t arrived at this restaurant just a few minutes earlier: then we too might have enjoyed shelter from the Sun under the home-grown parasols.

Trained brollies

It was a very popular venue today: must be the weather. We sat down on a bench for a while to contemplate, watch people and just enjoy being outside. A hundred and one things to do at home but… they can all wait.

Reflections

Banksy is maybe the Marmite of artists, you either love him or you don’t. In Manchester right now, there’s an exhibition of his works: The Mystery of Banksy: A Genius Mind. Unusually, we travelled into Manchester by train, from Gatley, since the venue, Mayfield Depot, is just a short walk away from Manchester Piccadilly. And we didn’t want to get too wet if it were to rain!

Selfie of the day

As the poster says:

BANKSY once said “I like to think I have the guts to stand up anonymously in a western democracy and call for things no one else believes in – like peace and justice and freedom.”

There is no need to talk about BANKSY’S creations any further since they speak for themselves louder than any description text ever could. Enjoy the experience, don’t look the other way and stop leaning against the wall – it’s wet.

Curator Virginia Jean.

Well, thank you, Virginia, we did indeed enjoy the experience, the skill, the humour and in a couple of instances, the absolute nonsense.

Elephant in the room

The “Barely Legal” exhibition was one of the most important moments in Banksy’s artistic career. He received both criticism and significant attention for this show. “A Three Day Vandalized Warehouse Extravaganza”, as it was called, was held in L.A. from 15th to 17th September 2006. “Barely Legal” took place not in a gallery, but in an industrial warehouse. The centrepiece of the exhibition was a 3.6 ton live elephant covered with red paint and a fleur-de-lis pattern matching the wallpaper of the exhibition. Distributed flyers read “There’s an elephant in the room… 20 billion people live below the poverty line”, an exaggerated metaphor for a problem that Banksy felt was not being addressed. The central theme of the exhibition was a critique of consumerism and the capitalist model which is also strongly represented in Banksy’s “Barely Legal” collection of images. Many of the pieces had been seen before on the streets of London and other cities, in books about Banksy’s work and on his website. Jude Law, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were among the most prominent Hollywood celebrities who attended.

This is of course the caption at the show, not my words, but it was all new information for me!

Girl with a balloon

I seem to remember seeing this near the National Theatre in London many years ago, when he was just another street artist or graffiti artist, depending on your point of view.

Daisy Buchanan is a character in The Great Gatsby (another book that I should probably read again), but there is a writer who shares that name. I had the pleasure meeting her at Simply Books at the launch of her new book, All Grown Up. Much of the action in the story takes place in Bramhall, and Simply Books itself is mentioned in the narrative. So, I look forward to reading it, although I wonder whether I should read Little Women first, since that was its inspiration?

Daisy Buchanan

While in the shop, I couldn’t resist buying another book. So, the TBR pile continues to grow, while at the same time, we’re trying to reduce our book collection. Weird, eh‽

The regular Wednesday walk was attended by about 16 people, even though it had been raining torrentially, earlier on. I visited the dentist on the way and wished Sharon a long and happy retirement, we’ll miss her.

The old TomTom satnav device was still in the car: we’d totally forgotten about it. Within a few days, it found a new home via Freegle and I hope it doesn’t lead the new owners into trouble.

Last year, the Lowry 360 Show was fully booked so my visiting sister and her partner, Pauline and Andrew, missed out on the opportunity to live briefly inside LS Lowry’s iconic painting, Going to the Match. We were of course at the gallery/theatre complex named in his honour, in Salford.

I wasn’t allowed to take pictures, so here’s an official one.

Going to the Match

It was a bit disconcerting watching the whole picture move around you, zooming into the crowd, panning around the stadium of a 1953 football match. The narrator sounded like Diana Morgan but was in fact Bolton-born Sophie Willan.

After waiting nearly a year to view this extravaganza, it was over within 6 minutes, leaving us plenty of time to view some other paintings. You can’t help but notice the spectacular wall painting by Camille Walala. As the description says, her eye-catching, colourful geometric designs have appeared around the world. Often inspired by cityscapes, she turns everyday places into bright, positive spaces for all to enjoy.

For Square Eyes, Camille responded to the unique views of MediaCity across the water and wanted to mirror the panorama by creating her own joyful metropolis.

Square Eyes (small extract)

And after Media City, we drove to the Trafford Centre, primarily to visit M&S, but why not have a late lunch slash early dinner here? There should be a single word that describes such a meal, equivalent to ‘brunch’ which comes between breakfast and lunch!

Music and Mash

Manchester Jazz Festival is an annual event that, for one reason and another, we’ve totally managed to avoid since we moved up north. But this year, we made the effort and travelled into the city, by tram.

We caught the tail-end of the performance by art-pop collective Dilettante while eating lunch, or late second breakfast in my case, which was disappointing. The good news is that today was the first time I felt confident enough about the weather to wear sandals.

Dilettante

The next band was Caraway, from Bristol, not to be confused with bands with the same name from Toronto, Los Angeles and even Manchester a few years ago. They were very enjoyable, and it was good to see someone playing a flugelhorn.

Caraway

Another cup of iced coffee kept me going, and we kept our perfect seats before the arrival of the singer who was the main reason we came this afternoon: Satnam Galsian. She gave the premier perfomance of her new piece, Love or Sacrifice which explores themes of gender roles and the expectations of women in South Asian culture. Her songs are deeply rooted in her personal experiences. And her performance was very moving.

Satnam Galsian

There was a Q&A afterwards and I was glad someone else asked about why she was sitting down on the floor while singing. I know I would have had cramp or pins and needles after a short while. But it’s a cultural thing, from north India.

Later on, looking at photographs of the event that other people had posted online, we were delighted to see that Liesel and I appeared in some of them. Another small contribution to our 15 minutes of fame.

Keiran tried mashed potato for the first time and he quite enjoyed it despite not quite knowing the difference been moisturiser and food.

Keiran with mash

But don’t worry, it wasn’t too long before he was able to rinse it off in the pool, with Dada.

Keiran and Dada

We could have done with a swimming pool near us, to be honest, as we revelled in the hottest days of the year so far: in fact, the hottest May days since records began! And I don’t mean Tina Turner records.

What’s Love Got To Do With It? is the name given to a Tina Turner tribute show. Yes, of course, we would love to have seen Tina herself in concert but that’s not be. In this show, we heard all the hits and a couple of songs that were new to me. Leslie soaked up the music too. Holly Bannis did a great performance, with Tina’s big hair, Tina’s costumes and Tina’s singing style. The audience sang and clapped along, even when not explicitly invited to do so.

One guy a couple of rows in front of us was extremely exuberant in his dance moves, he really wanted to get noticed by the dancers. And he succeeded. He was invited to go to the front in and join in with a song and dance. After which, his moves weren’t quite as flamboyant.

Holly as Tina with the band

I was surprised and a little disappointed that during the interval here at The Lowry, they played adverts! Never experienced that at a theatre before. OK, it was a trail for another performance here, but I really hope that’s not the thin edge of the wedge.

Liesel and her Mom went out for a quick walk early in the morning, and before they returned, I caught the bus to join the Thursday walk in Wythenshawe. Liesel hadn’t locked the door, they wouldn’t be that long, but I did lock the door. Then I got a message from Liesel saying she didn’t have her keys. They’d bought some shopping and were locked out of the flat!

So once I stopped laughing, I returned home from Wythenshawe Forum as quickly as possible, just missing one bus and annoyed that the next one never appeared, despite what the display said.

We rarely go out two nights in a row but that’s what happened this week! Last night, a fake Tina and tonight, a visit to Stoller Hall to see a Scottish band, Skipinnish. Again, Leslie dug the sounds, man. Rob Green from Nottingham was supporting and he was pretty good too. I had a quick word with him and he recorded a little jingle for my radio show.

Rob Green

Skipinnish were formed in 1999, so they’ve been going a while, yet somehow their music hasn’t made its way to our ears until now. But they put on a very good show, especially with their singer, Rachel Walker. The jigs and reels were great and at one point, Liesel said that she was surprised at how loud the bagpipes were.

Skipinnish

We like Stoller Hall as a venue, becuse the acoustics are good, and there is seating, but it is also just over the road from Manchester Victoria Station, so we were able to travel in by tram. And a good night’s sleep was had by all.